Every Kyle's got a Cartman.

For every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.

Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".

Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.

Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.

Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.

Guy 1 - "I'm always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but I am always made fun of it by this one guy."

Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."

by Imma KNIGHT November 11, 2013

Mr. Kyle's Dad

He was a substitute in our highschool for many years. His name was Mr. Reid but he looks like Kyle so that is how he got the name. After the first time he accepted the fact that he was Kyle's father. But on October, 15 he left our school for Huston, Texas. He will be greatly missed.

"Hi Mr. Kyle's Dad"

"Hi Kyle's friends"

by Fbi_Van October 16, 2019

Kyle Wagnon's Mom

A super hot mom who likes to get slammed by gym teachers and their sons.

Hey whos that slut?
Oh that's just Kyle Wagnon's Mom

by Larry ward October 27, 2009

Kyle Hughes's

Kyle Hughes's are absolute legends who dominates over every person in the world, Kyle Hughes's gets hella bitches and chicks, they are absolute studs. Kyle Hughes's can get with any chicks. but don't ever mistake them for Kaitlyn Braun's never ever get them mixed up it is an insult to Kyle Hughe's.

omg is that Kyle Hughes's heard he's getting hella bitches. omg tracy I met the most mental guy last nigh he was a total Kyle Hughes's

by pocdo August 4, 2022

Kyle Seabass

A person with absurdly large ears. It's absolutely ridiculous how big they are.

Todd: "Hey, have you seen how big Kyle Seabass's ears are?"
Jerry: "Yeah, how could I miss them?"

by JamesCurry May 11, 2016

Kyle Spencer

A Frankenstein-Frat Brother portrayed by Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story in the third season, Coven. Kyle Spencer is a frat boy apart of the fraternity known as Kappa Lambda Gamma and lives with his mother in New Orleans. He one night goes to a college party where he meets the character Zoe Benson, played by Taissa Farmiga and instantly takes a liking to her. Sadly, due to her having the powers of a "black widow," she has to decline any sort of relationship with the boy, not wanting to hurt him. Later that night, unfortunate events take place and Kyle ends up dying when Emma Robert's character, Madison Montgomery, ends up flipping a bus which he happened to be on. His body parts were taken to the morgue where both Madison and Zoe tried their best to put him back together and bring him back to life for a second chance. It doesn't work out perfectly and Kyle ends with the body of a 20-year-old and the mind of a 3-year-old. Zoe takes him back to civilization where she tries to teach him how to be human once again and their love for one another blossoms from there. Even if Kyle is a ticking time-bomb in a way, he still is a precious little teddy bear who would love some cuddles all the time and is definitely one of my favorite Evan Peters' characters for that reason alone.

Me: "Kyle Spencer is a deadly, little teddy bear and, honestly, I'm okay with it."

by mysweetgirl2 September 17, 2018

kyle simmons

Kyle Simmons is the keyboard player for the alternative/ indie band Bastille. He is amazing and humble, probably the funniest in the band. He loves cats, as seen on several shirts he likes to wear. His mustache/ beard combo is something to die for, it's his trademark in the band I think(Although Dan often has a beard/ stubble, and Will's is more like stubble.) He is currently dating Janna Bartlett. He's very friendly with the crowds at their concerts, and loves what he does. He's hilarious, supportive, talented, and without him Bastille just wouldn't be Bastille. Definitely my favorite member in the band.

Person: Hey, you're going to the Bastille concert tonight right?
Stormer: Yeah! I'm so excited to see them! I'm going to try to stand by Kyle Simmons so I can say hi. He's very friendly, he'll probably wave back!

by BastilleStormer March 29, 2016