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Kunis lingus

The act of eating a York Peppermint Patty out of Mila Kunis' anal cavity.
Break out the Peppermint Patties, it's time for some Kunis Lingus!
by Audio X August 10, 2010
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Kuni no Yume

Japanese for "Land of Dreams," or "Field of Dreams."

A retarded AOL roleplaying chatroom, overflooded by Ch00bs and n00bs.
Random Kagome Clone: Omg i am not a noob i am a kuni no yumer!!!1!!!!!!111`11!!
Leiko: ...+Point, manaical laughter.+
by Leiko October 3, 2004
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Normalised Kunis Unit

This is a standardised unit of measurement for the hotness of a female, based on Mila Kunis being a 1, anything hotter being above 1 and anything not as hot being below. Also known as a NKU.

It has been discussed at length and there is no mathematical comparison between the 0-10 scale and the Nominal Kunis Unit scale. Save yourself the time and don't bother, it's mathematical anomaly.
"Emma Stone is a 0.7 NKU"

"Margot Robbie is definitely a 1.1 NKU"
"I disagree I think she is only a 0.9 Normalised Kunis Unit"
by Dg3097 November 24, 2014
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Mila Kunis Me

Reference to a scene in the movie Black Swan where Mila Kunis' character appears to perform orally on Natalie Portman's
by K WoWWw January 13, 2011
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make a mila out of her kunis

To perform oral sex on a woman. Reference to the sex scene with Mila Kunis in "Black Swan".
That girl is hot; I'd like to make a Mila out of her Kunis.
by Reno2112 May 15, 2011
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Kunis

Such a kunis.
by Kunis April 27, 2020
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