Kuba

when you are in the capable position of a sexual encounter with a good looking member of the opposite sex, but you walk away, run away, scream, freak out, do not engage in the encounter.

Also the inability to communicate and/or structure sentences in front of a good looking member of the opposite sex

John really pulled a kuba last night with Jessica.

Dude, dont kuba. Just go for it.

by ~GP~ June 21, 2009

kuba

a noob with noodle hair

James:Is that a noob with yellow hair?
Jimmy:Yeah, probably a kuba.

by ChubsterTheObeseKittEN December 28, 2018

Kuba

One with men. He loves to ride the helicopter with other men. Hes a gay little bear. One with the female species

Have u seen Kuba hes such a little gay bear.

by BigDaddyChungus7 July 5, 2019

kuba

75 bänk
80 squat
100 mark
likes to eat haverygryn

o shit he eats havergryn varje dag! must be a kuba

by Ligma 2 ballz March 31, 2021

Kuba

Person who is a big sus imposter sus spider cocké

"is that kuba?"
"Yeah he is a big spider cocké"
"Did you hear he also funnyimpostersusspidercok?!"
"Yeah! Is it true tho... because last time I heard that he was deez nuts ...."

by Deeznutscandeez June 2, 2021

Kuba

Is a fat retard. Says he has a 4.2 gpa, but is most likely at a 2.0 for the whole year. Worst that Gino in every way possible

“Kuba got raped and killed”
“Finally”

by Yea I’m sure March 21, 2022

Kuba

A little boy who thinks he's well hard and all but in reality he is just a silly little cunt who doesnt have many friends. He likes to bully people based on their appearance even though he looks like a blobfish.

Look at that fat kuba

by VEOC May 29, 2023