Kryptonite

Related to the Superman movies: Superman's weakness.The only thing that can hurt the man of steel.

My definition:

A man/woman that calls someone their Kryptonite means that they are their weakness. Someone or something they have to stay away from because they want it even though it's not good for them or will hurt them.

Someone you want but can't have can be called your Kryptonite.

-You like Jane?

-Yeah dude but I gotta stay away from her because she's got a boyfriend. She's my Kryptonite.

-I'm allergic to shrimp.It's my Kryptonite.

-You're like Kryptonite to me. I have to stay away from you.

by GuestStar December 10, 2009

Nigga kryptonite

Any woman that would bring a nigga to his knees, specifically thick, big-booty white girls

Damn!! Look at dat bitch! Dats nigga kryptonite, fo real.

by DreadHawk May 31, 2015

kryptonic

1. A chick so hot she makes superman or you weak in the noggin

2. Something so cool or good that it makes you weak in the noggin (can't think so straight)

i was at this strip club this weekend and there was this babe who without a doubt was kryptonic...too bad she was dumb as a box o rocks

by Big BNP January 29, 2004

Kryptonium

Kryptonium is a hardcore gang roleplayer on SchoolRP, a minecraft server. He killed the police commissioner with a fuckin' pencil and a couple of officers. He certainly doesn't know anyone who bypasses but yet gets a ban saying knowing people bypassing.

Loooper: Hey! look who it is, it's Kryptonium. I banned him because he was going to kill another police officer, LOL!
Police officer 1: Yes, Sir. We always want you as a staff member to act bias to us so we can eliminate these gang roleplayers in an unfair way!

by Gangroleplayers October 27, 2020

Kryptic

An online name for someone who hides behind a strong number of Alias's.

That dudes Kryptic! Who, Jake? No bro, its your main alias.

by dsadsfgsdf May 31, 2011

Kryptic Runner

A runner is a 13 year old Virgin who has a big nose and has got a band of 14-19 year old followers who support him everyday and support everything he does also known as beta nonces

Hey look we are playing Kryptic Runner we might be famous

by Gibzn January 31, 2019

Kryptonic

A verb describing anyone who uses their power or authority to make you or your (planned) actions inferior, weakened or subject to being dominated or overthrown, or that renders your ability to do something obsolete.

Despite turning 18 and having new superpowers (the ability to go clubbing and drinking legally) my Kryptonic mother won't even let me leave the house at night to do such acts.

by LanksEO March 27, 2009