Krusty

-To have no friends
-To be a scrub
-Does not eat uncrustables
-Listens to "Too Good" and "Gold Digger" on replay

That kid Isaac is so Krusty.

by ClarkIsAfraidOfTheDark January 19, 2017

Krusty

A guy who poops 2 feet away from the hiking trail and doesn't wipe his butt. And is made fun of with Krusty Krab jokes.

Krusty when you grow up your gonna work at the Krusty Krab.

by Dez strebor December 12, 2017

Krusty

Olivia

Kristy means Olivia

Krusty means you.(person's name must be Olivia)

by Exeniran May 22, 2018

krusty

Just another definition of looking EXTREMELY ugly or bad.

Me: Damn girl I look so freaking krusty today!

Friend: I know right! You look so krusty.

by ihaveligma July 24, 2018

Krusty

To own a blue iPad that has been krustily deep fried in oil. If you have been named as a Krusty person, then people view you as someone who sheds a lot of bread crumbs.

"Why is he so Krusty?"

by orangedonkey101 March 1, 2021

Krusty Burger

When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.

Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!

You:"he he Krusty Burger yum

by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009

Krusty Patty

When you make your girl shit herself, keep wearing the shitty panties for 3 days, and on the fourth day take them off and begin eating the wonderful crust inside.

Rich: Yeah, I frequently make my wife do the Krusty Patty for my pleasure.

Joan: This is a PTA meeting.

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF September 20, 2020