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crack kroger

The kroger supermarket located in a less than desireable neighborhood, or frequented by a more pharmacutically enhance clientel.
Stay away from the crack kroger down by the ghetto, Jimmy friend got stabbed in the check out line.
by D Leasor April 3, 2006
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Klooger

A known speedrunner of the Call of Duty Speedrunning Community. Klooger is a 500+ World Record strong boy.

And he has nearly beat the RacingMonster, but not quite. He is only 82 world records behind RacingMonster.
He is originally from the country down under (Australia). He also owns the Call of Duty Speedrunning Discord.
Goddamnit, Klooger beat my world record by over 4 seconds!!
by Dontuseyourrealnamelul August 21, 2019
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Kroger ad

Another garbage ad that is less cringe than the grubhub ad
by DatAmazingGamer January 15, 2021
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Kroger cheader cheese cubes

Kroger cheader cheese cubes are a snack many love to enjoy specifically Duke depp a popular tik tok creator who cosplays as Willy wonka he enjoys eating this food
Kroger cheader cheese cubes are amazing
by Dukesneeze March 22, 2021
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The Kroeger

When a man has no friends, no money, and no sense, he doubles over to fellate himself.

Most partakers are from Alberta.
*Once after a Nickelback concert, featuring the dulcit tones of one Chad Kroeger, I fell down my stairs naked and my junk got stuffed into my northern trunk. It was then that I realized I had just done The Kroeger. What else could I do, "it was soft and required a lot of pulling.".

*See Playoby, April 2008.
by Capt Scotty March 11, 2008
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Kroozer

Kroozer, a person who enjoys less than leisurly drives during their free time. Will be found during the day fitting blue pipes into their engines and applying a tinted stickyback plastic to their windows. By night they can be found driving people around in exchange for loose change, similar to a taxi service but ariving faster and taking no responsibilty for injury to passengers (normally four crammed in a back seat).
1 - Hunsley, wanna go kroozing to the Underground? Bangin'Kroozer Kru!
by Horace Wimp April 15, 2007
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Chad Kroeger

The hideous singer of the equally hideous band Nickelback Often referred to in Australia by radio station Triple M as the paddlepop lion, a popular ice cream icon due to his "post grunge" grotesqueness. Also bears uncanny resemblence to Scott Stapp of Creed, both physically and musically. Composes "hit" songs all of which seem to centre around a faux existential protagonist (himself) wallowing in sentimentality after heartbreak. Recently called out for his recycling of the bland "You remind me" for new single "Photograph", the two having the exact same guitar riffs and "melodies", but with Nickelback this is par for the course. For some bizzare reason has sold approximately 20 million records worlwide 13.5 million in the usa alone, i blame this on the mediocrity of mtv and america in general. This man is a shame to the wonderful Canadian music industry and in fact Canada itself. Was owned whilst performing at a metal festival in Portugal when a corageous audience member threw rocks at him, after which he stormed offstage. Charged in September 06 with drunk driving, we have yet to hear another agonising musical memoir documenting this travesty but undoubtedly in will go double platinum upon its release.
jack: "Is that Scott Stapp?"
sally: "nooo it's Chad Kroeger"
harry: "but it looks like the Paddlepop lion!"

I feel like drowning my existentialist sorrows in burboun, remedial guitar riffs and annoying raspy vocals-I've been Chad Kroegered.
by Hehpf182 November 23, 2006
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