las kristatas

spanish term for Alejandro's pretty balls

Alejandro played with las kristatas and Willy before going to bed.

las kristatas by Jack Barakat October 21, 2008

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Kristaps Porzingis

A nickname for cheap Eastern European prostitutes who turn out much better than expected. Named after New York Knicks & Latvian basketball player Kristaps Porzingis , a cheap foreign import in the NBA Draft

Ben : How was your Eastern European Prostitute last night matt?
Lewis : Top quality , she was a true Kristaps Porzingis

Kristaps Porzingis by Fchwpo November 13, 2017

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kristofas

A very shit gamer that thinks he is good. Very smart, but smells like indians all the time.

This man got kristofassed

kristofas by Shahandas February 18, 2017

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Kristula

Kristula is Pretty, cool, awesome, kind, funny, and hot.she is one of a kind, She is the best Girlfriend In the world nice ass and really funny. She is the best

Hey, Kristula you're hot!!!!

Kristula by Puppylover1234567889 November 26, 2019