Dutch word for cancer. Used obsessively by Dutch youth, both in real and on the internet.
1. A word describing a deadly disease.
2. An adjective to anything. Making the word more "extreme".
3. A verb meaning to go away or to "fuck off". Considered very unfriendly. Should never be used by foreigners, because it will result in them getting beat up badly.
4. A verb meaning to be talking negatively about something or to curse on something. Very old fashioned.
1. A word describing a deadly disease.
2. An adjective to anything. Making the word more "extreme".
3. A verb meaning to go away or to "fuck off". Considered very unfriendly. Should never be used by foreigners, because it will result in them getting beat up badly.
4. A verb meaning to be talking negatively about something or to curse on something. Very old fashioned.
1. Ik heb kanker. / I have cancer.
2. Kankermongool. / Cancermongol. (It should be noted that mongol is the Dutch word used to describe people with Down syndrome.)
3. Kanker op. / Go away/Fuck off. (No, seriously, don't ever use this.)
4. Hou eens op met kankeren op... / Stop being so negative about...
All uses combined:
Het maakt me niet uit dat je moeder kanker heeft, je moeten gewoon niet zo kankeren over het gebruik van het woord kanker en anders kan je op kankeren, kankerjong. / I don't care that your mother has cancer, you just shouldn't be talking negatively about the use of the word cancer and if otherwise you can fuck off, cancerchild.
2. Kankermongool. / Cancermongol. (It should be noted that mongol is the Dutch word used to describe people with Down syndrome.)
3. Kanker op. / Go away/Fuck off. (No, seriously, don't ever use this.)
4. Hou eens op met kankeren op... / Stop being so negative about...
All uses combined:
Het maakt me niet uit dat je moeder kanker heeft, je moeten gewoon niet zo kankeren over het gebruik van het woord kanker en anders kan je op kankeren, kankerjong. / I don't care that your mother has cancer, you just shouldn't be talking negatively about the use of the word cancer and if otherwise you can fuck off, cancerchild.
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Similar to 'dingleberry' in English and 'paskanmarja' in Finnish.
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Kanker means cancer, so you really wish for someone to get outta ya way and get cancer and die.
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