Kobetard is someone who loves Kobe so much that it distorts the reality ( that MJ is the best etc.) They usually are kids who havent seen Michael Jordan games which is why they believe Kobe IS the best basketball player alive. Kobetards often post comments like "Kobe>MJ" or "Kobe is the best player alive" Usually their nickname consists of references to Kobe Bryant.
"kobe is the best bbal player evaaaaaaaaaa! hes my man! Kobe>MJ+LeBron! No one could ever surpass his greatness. MJ is close but..nah!" comment posted by KobeBryantFan24
sysonpyh@KobeBryantFan24 "STFU Kobetard, MJ the best!"
sysonpyh@KobeBryantFan24 "STFU Kobetard, MJ the best!"
by sysonpyh July 8, 2010
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