KeJay

The person who will be on top of this world. This person can overcome any obstacle and hardships they face. The ultimate person

If your heart is pure, you can meet KeJay

by Bartholomew Bogus the III June 3, 2021

chloe koay

A girl who is a lover of lemon water and late nights of studying and snuggling with blankets and watching movies, big swiftie, what people don’t know about her is that she is talkative and loves ironic moments she’s the mental health queen we all deserve and will reassure u that the Samaritans do in fact care. I found it hard to define a girl that is undefinable so I asked Lucy for assistance Chloe Koay is a girl really nice funny and slightly cracked oh and smart And really pretty even though she says she hates her hair I think it’s really nice looking. If u have a Chloe Koay in ur life good luck Charlie .

A Chloe Koay accidentally became one of my best friends.

by Chloe Koay fan December 19, 2021

Kobayashi Maru

A no-win situation or scenario, in which every action is effectively countered by a force either seen or unseen.

We can stay in this burning plane or jump, but we don't have any parachutes. What a Kobayashi Maru.

by Ko - be - ashi Ma - ru April 14, 2003

Kojack Moment

A moment when one is craving to smoke a cigarette.
Referring to a Kodak Moment when a nice picture is taken and a moment is took to appreciate the picture.

person 1: Ey mayne im bored and stressed.
Person 2: Nigga its a kojack moment!

by Saeid March 29, 2008

kojaks rollneck

As in the penis and forskin
resembling Kojak (Telly Savalas) in a roll neck sweater

Kojaks roll neck is a little sore after last night with the wife

by eggydip June 11, 2004

kojak balls

Hairless testicles, either by nature or as a result of shaving the scrotum.

"Dude has no body hair whatsoever."

"Seriously ?"

"It's freaky. Chest, armpits, legs, nothing at all. I'm telling you, he even has KOJAK BALLS."

"Ewww."

by Demarates July 9, 2007

kobayashi

(v.) To shove a tremendous amount of wieners in one's mouth and down one's throat subsequently; an oral gangbang.

"Angela's mouth and throat swelled grotesquely when she Kobayashied every penis in the Pharmacy Department."

"I was astonished when Angela had Kobayashied the entire UGA football team's musty wieners prior to the prep rally."

by Richard Dastardly December 9, 2008