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You know how i know your gay

The method of telling someone that they are gay.
Making them aware of the signs and tell-tale indications that make another aware of the person in question's homosexuality
Nelson: Dude you know how i know your gay?
Jean: How
Nelson: Because you want me to tuck my dick and nuts back and play chuck norris "fire walker" with you...Fag!

Jean: You know how i know your gay?
Nelson: How? Cause your gay and can tell whos gay in the world?

Nelson: you know how i know your gay?
Jean: How
Nelson: You are Toms number one friend on MYSPACE!
by Jean is GAY January 20, 2008
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Do you want to know how I got these scars?

What the Joker says to people before telling them a story about how he got the scars on the sides of his mouth in The Dark Knight.

The first story involves his drunk father killing his mother, then cutting the sides of his son's mouth with a knife to make it appear as if he is always smiling. This is where the line "Why So Serious?" is said in the movie.

The second story is different, in which he talks about his wife. He states that he puts a razor in his mouth and moves it around, therefore cutting himself, giving himself more scars.
Story 1: Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?

Story 2: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? C'mere...Hey, look at me...So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!
by Painted in Laughter October 11, 2008
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pimped out playa that knows how to get his

one who pimps them hos and gets his money right with a snap of tha finga
Mayun, im just a pimped out playa that knows how to get his
by chance April 26, 2004
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You're not really stupid, because its the longest word in the English language.
Guy: stupid people who don't know how to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Guy 2: I'm not stupid because its the longest word in exsistence!
Guy: OK! But its true because the name of this "NEW WORD" is called that!
Guy 2: But it says you're not really stupid!
Guy: Oh yeah, I guess so... Hah?
by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 26, 2020
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Now if you like a boy and you might be a girl or a boy and you are unsure how they feel a lot of people understand. Now the best way to deal with this is to get to know him better, get to know about his sexuality and how he deals with situations like in relationships. If he deals with them well and he flirts with you, you're in! But if he shows no interest in you or asks you for pics, drop him! He ain’t worth it!
Keliah: I like him but I don’t know how to tell him.
by Cutie Hyunjin September 30, 2020
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You wanna know how I know your gay?

used to make someone aware that they are about to be told why they are gay. Used several times in a popular movie starring Steve Carrell called 40 Year Old Virgin
Bob: You wanna know how I know your gay?
Callum: How?
Bob: Because you got a tent when playing rugby in sports lessons . . .
by arsenalman December 15, 2008
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