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Knob Goblin

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.
"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."
by Tamcus April 24, 2021
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knob goblin

a small/ugly girl, who can't get enough pink pork probing, a cock loving crotch goblin
i can't whait for that little knob goblin to say ahh and start knob gobbling like a true whore
by mr_paul May 18, 2006
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snobgoblin

A slick, slimy, sociopath bastard. The kind of pusbag who would pimp their grandma for the key to the executive washroom. An honest-to-goodness first class ass.
The only way that a snobgoblin like <insert dirtbag> would be useful is if you shoved a lump of coal up their tightass and made a diamond.
by BuffBoy June 28, 2011
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knobblin

lying to or decieving
nigga:-''u knobblin wit my ass?''
white-ass punk:- ''i aint knobblin' withcha''
by da NTP August 16, 2003
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Knob Goblin

A goblin that infests your knob if you don't wear a condom.
Or, a goblin that like knobs.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He went to Tijuana and got knob goblins from a hooker.

While camping, Derek walked into the woods to take a leak, and was immediately fellated by a knob goblin. There were no survivors.
by Grossenschwaum February 14, 2006
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knob goblin

(N) A midget who sucks dick.

Often used as a gay joke to guys or an insult to a whore who is always sucking dick.
Also relates to the phrase "gobble the knob".
Just in case you don't know, : knob
Guy 1: *trips guy 2*

Guy 2: what a knob goblin

Girl 1: that wasn't very nice

Guy 2: shut up, you're one to, literally

Girl 1: ...

Guy 2: kthxbye
by uraknobgoblin April 6, 2010
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Nobgoblin

(noun); 1. Similar to the Hobgoblin, but with a much larger amount of neebnobbers.
2. Can also refer to one who is unpleasant due to their multiple neebnobbers, often coinciding with a beanwanger
Example:

1. Spider-Man thought the Nobgoblin was even more vicious than the Hobgoblin due to his extreme amount of neebnobbers and large amount of buttwankage.

2. Carson Daly is a smug bastard and a Nobgoblin faggot. No actually he's just a faggot, not a Nobgoblin
by Bonwanker4lyf September 12, 2009
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