Kneeing

What goes on when you ride someone's knee for sexual pleasure. Mostly a girl on girl thing as the crotch is stimulated and whatnot. Technically it's a thigh but 'thighing' just doesn't sound as good.

It felt so good having Jenny on my lap with me kneeing her.

by JocelynTorrent February 16, 2009

kaylor keeling

an irrelevant meme that's only famous bc of his "brother" jacob sarthritis and is horrible at singing

girl 1: omg have you heard of kaylor keeling?? he's so good at singing !! i'm his biggest fan !
girl 2: blocked.

by norma76564 December 25, 2016

keeling

an amazing guy with a huge penis. He is really funny and sweet

i want a keeling.

by gynocologist January 12, 2010

Keeling

1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men

1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune

2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez

3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?

by Mike March 12, 2003

kneelingforlokii

kneelingforlokii is a iconic b* you can find on tiktok. She makes cracked content but still is very fine looking😍

Someone: Who's kneelingforlokii?
Someone 2: kneelingforlokii is some cracked b* on tiktok😍

by Hisokaskneecaps July 11, 2021

Keeling way

A place where you get away with anything, full of lies a deceit ... lots of cocaine but no one gets on troubles.

Oh you didn't get nicked, yeah that's because I live at keeling way.

by Marmite332 November 25, 2022

kneeing a loaf

To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.

"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."

by Dr. Phil O'Boogie January 5, 2009