seahorse kneecaps

A term you call someone or something that is useless

Fred:hey Jim can you help me hook up with this Jacob twiggs

Jim:nah I'm good fam

Fred:you're about as good as some "seahorse kneecaps"

by PrapyJhonsPiza April 24, 2017

Kneeslapper

The most extravagant reaction to something of funny, or toast-worthy nature, where someone uses their hand to make contact with their knee typically in a very absurd and flamboyant manner.

Guy: hey guess what
Guy#2: what?
Guy: UR MOM
Guy: performs a kneeslapper

by Toastingurmom May 8, 2018

Kneecap Consumer

Someone who steals and enjoys eating other peoples kneecaps. This was started by the sick human who goes by the name 'Weeb of Culture'. Weeb of Culture still holds the record for the most wanted criminal and the most kneecaps eaten in 1 minute, a whopping 250!

WARNING! Do not let these creatures get within 3 discord servers to you, keep your distance.

Example: His kneecaps were taken by a Kneecap Consumer

by Weeb of Culture November 17, 2021

Buckling Kneecaps

When the dick is so good your Kneecaps buckle.

Josh pounded me so good he turned my knees become buckling Kneecaps.

by Marchioni May 6, 2020

soggy kneecap

An offence to someone when you can’t think of something else

Shut up you ,soggy kneecap

by Pidgeonsandshit November 22, 2020

Eat your kneecaps

When one falls from a great height (presumingly in a video game) and "eats shit" with a knee to face connection.

Also commonly:
Ate my kneecaps
Ate your kneecaps
Eat my kneecaps

I was playing COD4 with you yesterday and watched you eat your kneecaps

by Chief Netic January 13, 2014

kneecapping

(v) ne-kah-PING:

SHOOTING A BULLET INTO THE KNEE

OR

PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH KNEES

"Murray was kneecapping Rochester Jackie under the table, but Caleb didn't notice."

"If you all don't shut up I'm going to have to take out a .22 and start kneecapping."

by PENIS MCVAGINA August 17, 2011