A kmartian is a person in between a Walmartian and A Tarmartian, always sad to see Kmarts close, hates "Fast" Eddie Lampert. Also hates Walmart
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The act of making someone feel the depression or shame akin to that felt upon walking into a K-Mart.
I was trying to get my girlfriend in the mood when we were watching TV last night, but we got kmartted by a Sarah McLachlan commercial.
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by CANINE February 19, 2008
Get the KMart Connection mug.I laugh whenever someone describes "Kmart" merchandise as cheap. It reveals their ignorance, because it's an URBAN MYTH and shows just how gullible the American public has become.
Kmart is always my FIRST stop whenever I go out looking for good buys. I've purchased high-quality dress shirts (with silk tie included), golf shirts, leather belts, faux swede shirts, dress slacks, cargo shorts, leather dress shoes, casual leather loafers, ultra-light running shoes, sports equipment, underwear, t-shirts, kitchen applicances, CDs, DVDs, crystal stemware, ceramic bakeware, power tools, gardening equipment and even an expresso/cappaccino maker from Kmart, and NEVER had any problem. I've done exchanges and received discounts on recent purchases without any trouble.
S. S. Kresge used to compete directly with F. W. Woolworth, and Ben Franklin stores. Where the hell are they now, when Kmart staged one of the biggest turn-arounds in discount retailing history, I ask?
I applaud "harvardgirl87" for her knowledge of the S. S. Kresge Co. and Kmart. Back in 2002, Kmart stock hit bottom selling for $1.92/share. Today, Sears Holding owns Kmart and is selling at $149.24/share, which is up 5.54% from YESTERDAY'S price...an increase of $7.84/share in JUST ONE DAY!
So tell me, who is the dummy now? Yes, feel free to pull your head out of your ass and begin doing your own research!
And STOP being so gullible by attaching an erroneous tag that is totally inaccurate, and shows how big a moron you really are!
Kmart is always my FIRST stop whenever I go out looking for good buys. I've purchased high-quality dress shirts (with silk tie included), golf shirts, leather belts, faux swede shirts, dress slacks, cargo shorts, leather dress shoes, casual leather loafers, ultra-light running shoes, sports equipment, underwear, t-shirts, kitchen applicances, CDs, DVDs, crystal stemware, ceramic bakeware, power tools, gardening equipment and even an expresso/cappaccino maker from Kmart, and NEVER had any problem. I've done exchanges and received discounts on recent purchases without any trouble.
S. S. Kresge used to compete directly with F. W. Woolworth, and Ben Franklin stores. Where the hell are they now, when Kmart staged one of the biggest turn-arounds in discount retailing history, I ask?
I applaud "harvardgirl87" for her knowledge of the S. S. Kresge Co. and Kmart. Back in 2002, Kmart stock hit bottom selling for $1.92/share. Today, Sears Holding owns Kmart and is selling at $149.24/share, which is up 5.54% from YESTERDAY'S price...an increase of $7.84/share in JUST ONE DAY!
So tell me, who is the dummy now? Yes, feel free to pull your head out of your ass and begin doing your own research!
And STOP being so gullible by attaching an erroneous tag that is totally inaccurate, and shows how big a moron you really are!
by scottishrogue1st October 21, 2007
Get the Kmart mug.When kmart filed for bankruptcy, the lawyers and other assorted vermin claimed at the time that there was no money left for common shareholders. Common shares were canceled and the shareholders got screwed.
"Miraculously" after it was too late, the vermin "discovered" a very large amount of assets that did NOT go to the shareholders but to the vermin that planned the whole thing. They made millions upon millions of dollars and bought sears.
Thus the shareholders were kmarted. Utterly screwed by the corrupt bankruptcy system
"Miraculously" after it was too late, the vermin "discovered" a very large amount of assets that did NOT go to the shareholders but to the vermin that planned the whole thing. They made millions upon millions of dollars and bought sears.
Thus the shareholders were kmarted. Utterly screwed by the corrupt bankruptcy system
I've been following this case for sometime and it sure looks like Brian is really intent on kmarting the shareholders.
by kjc_5000 August 2, 2011
Get the kmarting mug.A currency used by the relatively small Marquis tribe that inhabits the Spanish speaking colonies outside of the Boston area.
The tribe's members have been known to worship cats, specifically domesticated kittens, as they are particularly "fuzzy" and "adorable."
A large majority of the tribe are "easily frightened" and, although it has never been recorded, are most likely deathly afraid of the dark.
The mating habits of the tribe have been described as very "angry." The wise elders of the Marquis tribe declare that there is simply "nothing wrong with it."
The tribe's members have been known to worship cats, specifically domesticated kittens, as they are particularly "fuzzy" and "adorable."
A large majority of the tribe are "easily frightened" and, although it has never been recorded, are most likely deathly afraid of the dark.
The mating habits of the tribe have been described as very "angry." The wise elders of the Marquis tribe declare that there is simply "nothing wrong with it."
"No no no... the deal was for 5 Kmarqs... why don't you just give me the US Dollar equivalent: 25 cents?"
by haibanegatsu March 21, 2008
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