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knucklefuckle

When two people go in for a handshake and one person puts up knuckles and the other person goes for a standard handshake. A fucked up handshake or a fucked up attempt at one.
The boss went to shake my hand and I gave him knuckles on accident. What a knucklefuckle.
by DV8DUG September 27, 2017
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Super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle

the most insulating sentence that a person can say to someone.
You are a super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle headass!
by Theledgend 37 May 13, 2019
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Tennessee Deer Knuckle

The Tennessee Deer Knuckle is a type of camel toe found specifically at concerts featuring Country music. Standard dress for women of all ages at these events is typically cowboy boots, daisy-dukes, and a straw cowboy hat. The Tennessee Deer Knuckle is most noticeable on a middle age red neck woman trying desperately to fit into the once well fitting pair of daisy-dukes that are now visibly stressed beyond the normal tolerances the manufacturer had originally intended.
I know Sue-Beth is hot but dang beau, look at the Tennessee Deer Knuckle on that one with the camo natty lite koozie...
by Jeffronomicon August 15, 2012
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klickage

distance in kilometers a vehicle travels per liter of fuel. Used in same fashion as milage.
what is the highway klickage of that car?
by Mark p west December 22, 2010
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three knuckle swirl

Mid-coitus, getting your finger, generally the middle one, three knuckles deep in her ass and giving a little spin, or "swirl."

Usually done as a complete surprise.
"I gave her the old three knuckle swirl, she fucking loved it!"

"I tried the three knuckle swirl on her, she wasn't having it."
by swirler August 8, 2009
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Splooge Knuckle

The act of masturbating and cumming on your knuckles and then punching someone in the face.
Trudeau really pissed me off so I gave him a splooge knuckle.
by Jpow September 14, 2018
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shit knuckle

someone who does nothing. Sits around all day with their thumb up there ass to the knuckle.
Paul: Hey Todd, did you get that work done that you were supposed to do?

Todd: Aww, meant to, but didn't get around to it yet, sorry dude.

Paul: Yur a fuckin shit knuckle Todd, get to work!
by hecklndecalr March 19, 2010
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