klootzak

A derrogatory word in the Dutch language. Literally, it means "nutsack", but is used in the same situation in which "asshole" is used in English.

by Daryl May 11, 2003

Kooser

A kiss. A cute way to say kiss while still maintaining one's personal integrity.

Come over here and give me a kooser!

by C.Love January 11, 2008

Koosh Stick

A device made out of a paper towel roll and dryer sheets that when blown through, partly masks the smell of cannabis smoke.

Let's smoke in your basement, where's the Koosh Stick?

by Topers March 25, 2009

anna klosiewicz

Anna Klosiewicz is the best fucking person to exist. She is sexier than you. She is the sexiest person ever. She’ll beat your ass in a fight.

Someone: “Bro look at Anna Klosiewicz”
Other: “Damn she’s sexy”

by annaklozzie July 14, 2021

Kloosed Up

When you kloos something up, you royally screwed up beyond any worldly means.

Thus other terms like "Kloostrophe", were born.
*notable trivia*
The Electric Light Orchestra's 1979 hit song "Don't Bring Me Down",
(correct lyrics)
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down.

I knew this was Kloosed up, as soon as that ginger got his hands on it.

by Professor Marcellus December 5, 2020

Kloon

A derogatory word used for someone who behaves like a clown. This person must also possess some of the hilarious traits of George Clooney.

"That guy commenting on Angry Anarchist's blog was a real kloon"

by SpecialKeezy February 5, 2010

kooshnooding

When Something/Someone gets blown up in any way

I met this chick the other day and she’s constantly kooshnooding my phone

by BigDaddyKush May 17, 2018