Klompenhompen

Pretty much the same as plevenscheven.
For more Information search: Plevenscheven.
The only difference is: This time you are plevenscheving with a wooden shoe.
This is a typically Dutch version of plevenscheving.
Wombats tend to like being klompenhomped.
If you plevenscheef a wombat he will scratch your intimate parts and it will hurt.

He was klompenhomping while camming online.
Omg He's totally klompenhomping that wombat.
Klompenhompen is totally awesome, I tried it yesterday.

by Fagg0try1337 June 16, 2010

Klumpse

Someone who is clumsy to the point of being disrespectful; they hurt people and destroy things and claim that it was all by accident, yet they seem to always come out unharmed.

That Klumpse is so stupid he stepped on my toe twice and knocked over my vase. Klutz Baffoon

by Admirable Admiral October 16, 2009

Klimklow

Klimklow (klim'-,klau) adj. :
(1) A situation that is crazy or highly unusual.
(2) Being out of the ordinary (3) To an extreme
degree, <that is totally klimklow> (4) odd,
extravagant, or eccentric in mode or style.
(5) bizarre or unfathomable.

"The whole situation was klimklow!"

"That dude is whack, I mean he's really klimklow!"

by Liquid Larry August 14, 2013

Big Kimpin'

Big Kimpin' is a form of pimping which originated somewhere in the East 60's of New Yorks, Manhattan Borough. Kimpin' is about a way of life which many females have adopted, NOT to be confused with gold digging. Big Kimpin' refers to women who "get thiers" (non-ghetto pronunciation) whether it be new clothes and jewelry, or simply playing golf and showing men "whats up." Many Kimpers are unaware of their powers but usually will still use them flawlessly. It is believed that the Alpha Kimp lives in Manhattan but can not be confirmed.

"Look at all those furs and diamonds...shorty is Big Kimpin'"

Joey: I'm the best golfer on the east coast.

Johnny: Couldn't be. I heard Big Kimp is embarassing dudes!

"Kimpin' ain't easy"

by ATL8 January 10, 2013

Klip

Magazine, the One That Holds (Bullets/Cartridges/Ammo) in a Gun.

-Im Out, I need 1 More Klip
-Here You Go, Catch.
-Thx.

by EJey August 6, 2009

Klumpkin

Klumpkin is a simple term to describe someone who is cute, yet highly energetic and spontaneous. Klumpkins tend to have very soft and attractive features, characteristically large dark eyes, and are very socially outgoing yet always enjoy having someone who they trust and care for. They love being held and squeezed. In a way, Klumpkins are like a human version of a stuffed animal. If you squeeze a Klumpkin it will squeak. Always.

I was datin dis breezy and I squeezed her and her eyes popped out real far, and she squeaked, and then I stepped back and was like..."Bitch are you a Klumpkin?"

by Roaring Lion April 15, 2014

Klomp Kween

a frumpy but not a complete hot-mess-of-a-person, used pejoratively and/or lovingly; someone who, in appearance, is somewhat attractive but features clown-like clothes, makeup, etc.

Rodrigo showed up to the club with his giant boots and fur coat, looking like a straight up Klomp Kween; I hated it and loved it at the same time.

by skauffman3 June 29, 2017