Klingon Salad

When one person is getting his/her ass eaten (tossed salad)the eater dislodges pieces of toilet paper (Klingons) from the eatee's ass.

Lisa is likely to suggest a quick swim before sex to avoid another Klingon Salad.

by Joe Wille August 8, 2006

Klieo

a really cheeky girl thats really loud. she is short but hyper. she is very pretty and is loved by everyone.

Klieo calm down your too hyper

by KeZZaB February 21, 2011

Kiego

Fattest kid on earth. Biggest idiot of 2020.
Loves chicken.

He’s such an kiego.

by Jack Dean Samuel February 20, 2020

Steaming Klingon

A sex act that is performed by:

First, defecating on partner's forehead. Then, sitting on the feces with ass-crack centered. Upon removing ass-crack, feces will form the "Klingon-esque" forehead ridge.

That's the last time I ever get drunk with John. I passed out by the toilet, and he tried to give me a Steaming Klingon.

by The Sea Bass October 29, 2006

Klingon

A guy or girl that expresses too much interest in wanting to date and or get with you. This usually occurs when a general friendship is formed but the individual does not understand the term "just friends" . A clingy individual.

I hung out with this guy from work one time, now he is blowing up my phone and being a major klingon.

by Vanity Valentine July 6, 2011

Klingon

Person or persons who only hang with you for what benefits it provides them. Booze, drugs, connections etc.

"Dude, you cannot possibly be shocked to learn that she's a Klingon!"

by TruthseekerNJ January 31, 2009

Xan Kriegor

Head of Liandri Mining Corporation, current champion in Unreal Tournament

Xan runs Liandri Mining Corporation.
Xan is a bot.
Xan wears battlesuit.

by ch1zra November 20, 2003