Kermatitus

The disease of the green frog, based on Kermit the frog from The Muppets. Note: This disease does NOT make the victim as cool as Kermit, it just makes them look and talk like him.

This rare infection causes one to kick orphans, kill dreams and stop the intake of childrens' breakfasts.

Kermatitus Infected Person: Put down that muffin!

Student: You are going to prevent the intake of my nutrition? Do you realize how-

Kermatitus: *Chugs bag of sugar* SHUT UP. *Continues chugging bag of sugar*

by everybodyhateskris January 22, 2011

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Kherm

A slick hairstyle known to attract hot women

"Look at that teacher's Kherm!"
"Did you see his Kherm yesterday? What a sexy beast!"

by BloodyUerethra August 13, 2015

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Sad Kermit

The most influential of all musicians. He's so real it's unreal. Sad Kermit was dumped by piggy and as a result he became very depressed and started to spiral into a world of depression, heroin, alcohol, and self harm. This depression influenced him to start covering other songs that are known to be sad. He covers Elliott Smith's Twilight and Needle and the Hay, Nine Inch Nails Hurt, and Hallelujah.

Dude I feel so sad and Sad Kermit get's me through everything, I love you Sad Kermit Stay in there man!!!

by VaYnE FTW January 7, 2010

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Kerm

A kerm is a lame , corny , ham a*s person

“Stfu kerm “

by vLoneHBK- December 28, 2022

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Klemen

An awesome guy. Wery sophisticated and never cheap. He is very smart and caring. He is sometimes confused but always reliable.

Girl 1: That guy is hot
Girl 2: Oh my god, thats Klemen
Girl 1: You know him
Girl 2: Yeah but he doesnt know me
Girl 1: I will never be good enough for him

by Klemeninio May 7, 2013

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