Kacknoob

German word for the worst version of "noob", especially used for noobs, which are complete learn resistant.

If you told the noob (eg. in CS) three times NOT to jump in front of your sniper gun and he gets a headshot therefore and you are called as "teamkiller" (thanks to him), you call him "Kacknoob".

Du verdammter Kacknoob, ich hab dir schon tausendmal gesagt, dass...
(You damned Kacknoob, I told you a thousend times, not to...)

by ZappoB July 16, 2009

klahkx

A term used to insult an individual.

That girl is such a klahkx!

by KUNTAGEOUS March 21, 2009

Lubomir Klucka

A Forever alone Bombastic Pigeon playing on the air guitar, while watching stargate. Sometimes gives very weird comments, but on the other hand he is a very good pall to stick around.

Lubomir klucka why do you live like Lubomir Klucka

by Bibakila November 4, 2013

klick

Klick is a common military term meaning kilometer when referring to distance. Its use became popular among US soldiers in Vietnam during the 1960s, although veterans of the war recall its usage as early as the 1950s. The term is of unknown origin. It is likely to be an example of condensed pronunciation or contraction of the term kilometer, although other theories exist.

We're about 2 klicks south of your position.

by emorog October 16, 2008

klache

The sound a programmer's head makes when hitting a keyboard.

What was that?! Oh, Trugath just passed out. His head just klached against the keyboard.

by daedalao July 3, 2004

kjack

The subtle art of procrastinating to the point that the original objective goes away or is no longer pertinent. Basically, to delay until no longer relevant.

"Hey, Kevin, did you finish those TMS reports?" "No, I kjacked them for three months until Lumberg got fired."

Don't waste time on that this week...it's just going to get kjacked anyway.

by JoeKaMy August 2, 2011

Klak

To smack a bitch upside the head with an open hand, thus emitting a comic book style 'Klak' sound.

'I'mma Klak that bitch upside the head!'

'You lookin' for a Klak?'

'Klak that motherfucker, Joe!'

by DumbCake December 28, 2013