Alice in Kirkland

When Costco randomly and sporadically changes the location of items
You get disoriented like Alice in Wonderland.

Kirkland is the Costco brand.

Marge, where's the 80 gallon drum of mayonnaise we need for the tailgate this weekend?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

Kirkland, WA

A medium sized city 20 minutes outside of Seattle. Known for it's amazing waterfront a douchebag kids. Walking in downtown Kirkland you will typically see the youth wearing shoes 3 sizes too big, Jordan shorts (or "jords" as they like to call it) that extend to their feet and a black northface. Good luck trying to find nice friends their.

New Kid: Hi, my name is Jack, what's yours?
Kirkland kid: shut up dipshit! I'm from Kirkland, WA!

by Wataxnay November 23, 2010

kirol

A female that drinks alcoholic beverages all of the time with out their parents knowing.

Hey tom, that girl is such a Kirol!

by Von Howard August 15, 2017

Kriola

Kriola is a woman from creole descent. Creole is a person who is of european descent born in the west Indies or spanish america or is mixed with european and spanish and black.

Cape Verdean girls are Kriolas

Haitian people are Creole

by kingcreole June 11, 2012

Kirollos

A generally attractive breed of egyptians also called (Kiro)

Dayum Kirollos looks jacked this year! and look at that chizzled jaw!

by forrealOG June 17, 2011

Kirkland Bubble

Rumor has it that housing prices are falling, or at least stabilizing. Not so in Kirkland, WA. In the Kirkland Bubble (not all of Kirkland -- just west of 405, North of 520 and South of 116th) housing prices only go up, up, up. There are many reasons -- Kirkland (not Totem Lake, not Bridle Trails, not Juanita) a nice little town and many people want to live there. All the Microsofties pour over the hill and buy everything in sight. And everyone wants to buy here because the prices only go up and up and up. The Bubble distorts reality, and looking for real estate inside the bubble can cause suicidal ideation. But then, so does looking for real estate outside the bubble. The bubble is also metastisizing, creeping ever northward along the lake, so more and more neighborhoods North of the current bubble are being eaten by the bubble. Life inside the bubble is special and magical and also insidious and evil and soul-sucking.

That 900 square foot 1940 rambler with no roof West of Market just sold for 850K. Fuck the Kirkland Bubble, I am never going to be able to buy a house here. I am such a loser.

by Itsnotme December 29, 2008

kirkland

v. to pick up and twirl a victim over your head before throwing them through a large piece of glass

Guy 1: Did you hear? Andy was just kirklanded and is bleeding profusely!

Guy 2: I know! I'm the one who kirklanded him!

by cremo_neco August 1, 2008