Kirklandia 

A new TV series occurring inside of a Costco. It's like Portlandia, but everyone is a Costco customer.

Fyi, Kirkland is the Costco brand.

I love the theme song for Kirklandia.

Kirklandia by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

Tyler Kirkland 

Someone who pulls 0 bi*ches but is super pooper sexy. when he makes gay jokes I wish he wasn't joking. some people don't like him, and some want to be him. he is the best frisbee player in the world. He rejects girls frequently and makes all A's. if someone were to impregnate me it would be TK. this man could slap me in the face, RKO me, and shoot me in the face, but I would still want him to be inside me🥰. his penis is around 3 feet long that he has to wrap it around his leg. his griddy is like watching Jesus walking on water (super mesmerizing) Tyler Kirkland if you see this, please be mine. Love you Bye:)

random girl- man i want to ask Tyler Kirkland out
Me- sorry he's gay and likes little man booty.
random girl- I don't care i'd still 😝😝

Tyler Kirkland by Knox's #1 fan November 18, 2022

Kirkland

A guy that is caring and never fails to make you smile. He can sometimes make you feel nervous but you still enjoy looking for him and seeing him. Typically has blond hair and ocean eyes. The guy of your dreams

I love kirkland he’s so caring

Kirkland by Behumane November 23, 2017

camp wingate kirkland 

It's basically a camp full of very, very, very strange people.

Camp Wingate Kirkland, huh? Wow you must have a mental condition

camp wingate kirkland by Spicy Jeff September 25, 2013

Kirkland Purified Water 

16.9 fl oz of water that makes you high as balls

Person 1: Hey dude you want some dope Kirkland Purified Water?

Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.

Kirkland Purified Water by βαρίδι November 21, 2022

alice kirkland 

The British girl from Hetalia who's burnt scones could kill a gorilla and did you know she has fucking magic, like she can summon demons though all that happens is Russia comes

Alice: *chanting incantation*

Russia: *appears from floor* you called

Alice: Russia get the bloody hell out you wanker

Fuck you Alice Kirkland

alice kirkland by That brit April 9, 2017

dirty kirkland 

When you are just want to yeets your child to the next oblivion.

Ex Mu kid scared me so I did the dirty Kirkland

dirty kirkland by Meishien6413 June 13, 2019