Quite frankly the strangest town in the United Kingdom. I once lived here, which i have to say is in a way a good thing because now i know never to go back again, but thank god I got out while I did, otherwise i might have been converted into a Lynner (a typical King's Lynn person) The strange thing is, if you tell people who live here how bad the town is, they JUST DONT GET IT! The fact that it's in the fens means that the majority of people are inter-bred in some way, and, if you live in King's Lynn and you're not inter-bred, there is a strong likelihood that instead you will be Eastern European (Polish or Slovakian in this case). I mean the town itself is not too bad..i mean ok its boring and slightly dull, but its nothing worse than you'd expect of a town this size. It is the people. Don't get me wrong, you will occasionally come across the odd nice person...if you're lucky. I have been to many places in the UK, and now live in Blackpool,and haven't visited anywhere quite as weird. i know what you're thinking, Blackpool, not the nicest place, but that is mainly due to fact it's a seaside resort. There are actually nice bits, and even though there are people with not a lot of money, in general they are nice enough, and normal! In King's Lynn people are unfriendly, they stare at you if you look as though you're not from the town (which is easy spot, trust me), and they talk with the most horrendous accent ever! I was walking through Morrisons while I lived there and i heard a woman say to her husband
"Ooo,that don't look right, do it?"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean come on, don't tell me that's normal. People here are weird!And another thing, everybody knows or is related everbody!! Unless you visit the place for yourself, you cannot understand what i am saying. King's Lynn is, in my opinion the worst place to live in the UK and anybody who lives here by choice really needs psychiatric help. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN, THOSE OF YOU WHO LIVE THERE AND ARE NORMAL!
"Ooo,that don't look right, do it?"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean come on, don't tell me that's normal. People here are weird!And another thing, everybody knows or is related everbody!! Unless you visit the place for yourself, you cannot understand what i am saying. King's Lynn is, in my opinion the worst place to live in the UK and anybody who lives here by choice really needs psychiatric help. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN, THOSE OF YOU WHO LIVE THERE AND ARE NORMAL!
"Isn't King's Lynn great?" (coming from an inbred who lives there)
"You are joking? I would quite frankly rather die than go there, thanks very much"
"You are joking? I would quite frankly rather die than go there, thanks very much"
by mra93 October 3, 2008
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A- Waterfall: Whoever draws the Ace begins to drink and everyone starts drinking (clockwise). No one can stop drinking until the person before them stops drinking
2- You: whoever draws the 2 can pick whoever they want and that person has to drink
3- Me: whoever draws the 3 has to drink
4- Whores: all the girls have to drink
5- Categories: whoever draws 5 chooses a category (beer, condoms, etc) and everyone has to name something within that category. if someone can't think of something new to add to the category or repeats something that's been stated, they must drink
6- Dicks: all the guys have to drink
7- Heaven: everyone has to point to the sky and the last person to point upward has to drink
8- Date: whoever draws 8 chooses someone that has to drink with them every time they have to drink
9- Rhyme: whoever draws 9 begins a rhyme and everyone has to keep it up. whoever can't think of the next rhyme drinks
10- Never Have I Ever: Hold up 3 fingers and name things you've never done. If someone has done them they put their finger down. Whoever is left with no fingers has to drink
J- Back: whoever drew previously drinks
Q- Question Master: whoever draws the Queen has the power to ask questions. whoever answers the question has to drink
K- King: Whoever draws the King gets to create a rule and whoever breaks the rule drinks
A- Waterfall: Whoever draws the Ace begins to drink and everyone starts drinking (clockwise). No one can stop drinking until the person before them stops drinking
2- You: whoever draws the 2 can pick whoever they want and that person has to drink
3- Me: whoever draws the 3 has to drink
4- Whores: all the girls have to drink
5- Categories: whoever draws 5 chooses a category (beer, condoms, etc) and everyone has to name something within that category. if someone can't think of something new to add to the category or repeats something that's been stated, they must drink
6- Dicks: all the guys have to drink
7- Heaven: everyone has to point to the sky and the last person to point upward has to drink
8- Date: whoever draws 8 chooses someone that has to drink with them every time they have to drink
9- Rhyme: whoever draws 9 begins a rhyme and everyone has to keep it up. whoever can't think of the next rhyme drinks
10- Never Have I Ever: Hold up 3 fingers and name things you've never done. If someone has done them they put their finger down. Whoever is left with no fingers has to drink
J- Back: whoever drew previously drinks
Q- Question Master: whoever draws the Queen has the power to ask questions. whoever answers the question has to drink
K- King: Whoever draws the King gets to create a rule and whoever breaks the rule drinks
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B:"It must be Francesco: he just pulled a King's Strike!"
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Note: A king's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform a variation of an "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended and encouraged. Whether it's the two ladies or one of the ladies and the guy who high five each other and regardless of the sexual position or configuration, the Eiffel Tower is certain to produce a cute little smile and / or giggle from one or both of the ladies and a rush of gratification and ego boost for the man.
See: FFM,FMF, MFF, threesome, group sex
See also: orgy, Peter, Paul and Mary
Alternate spellings: King's 3some, King's 3-some
Note: A king's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform a variation of an "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended and encouraged. Whether it's the two ladies or one of the ladies and the guy who high five each other and regardless of the sexual position or configuration, the Eiffel Tower is certain to produce a cute little smile and / or giggle from one or both of the ladies and a rush of gratification and ego boost for the man.
See: FFM,FMF, MFF, threesome, group sex
See also: orgy, Peter, Paul and Mary
Alternate spellings: King's 3some, King's 3-some
Tom: Dude! You won't believe what happened last night. You know that sexy girl who's been nagging me to bang her?
Mike: Yeah. Did you cave in?
Tom: You could say that. Last night, we wound up at my place and started making out. Wouldn't you know, just as I was about to unfasten her bra, my gf shows up!
Mike: Aw, dude! That sucks! So, you're single now, huh?
Tom: Nah, man! She was into it! She joined in and we all had a blast! I must have banged them both like 2-3 times each. They were makin' out with each other and playin' with each other's tits. They took turns makin' out with me and suckin' on my dick. Whew! It was phenomenal!
Mike: Damn! You lucky bastard! I've always wanted to have a king's threesome.
Mike: Yeah. Did you cave in?
Tom: You could say that. Last night, we wound up at my place and started making out. Wouldn't you know, just as I was about to unfasten her bra, my gf shows up!
Mike: Aw, dude! That sucks! So, you're single now, huh?
Tom: Nah, man! She was into it! She joined in and we all had a blast! I must have banged them both like 2-3 times each. They were makin' out with each other and playin' with each other's tits. They took turns makin' out with me and suckin' on my dick. Whew! It was phenomenal!
Mike: Damn! You lucky bastard! I've always wanted to have a king's threesome.
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Guy behind you in line: "Whoa...so much nati... this twelve pack of Becks seems a little out of place."
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"Hand's off, that's the king's beer."
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