kill me

When you wish to not be a living being any longer, Or just to fucking die.

Please, Just fucking kill me already.

by explodoboy April 4, 2017

how to kill someone

Alright, first you need to find your victim. Get them alone, maybe in their car or in a park at night. Take chicken wire and choke them to death. After that you need to dispose of the body. There are many ways but some work better for your situation. A good way if you live near woods is to bury the body about 6-7 feet down. fill in the hole over half way then put a dead carcass of some animal, deer or dog works best. When the dogs go out and try to smell out the body, they will go crazy where the dog is buried. The person will dig up the dog and keep going because he will think the dog was mislead. Another good way is to chop the body up into little peaces and spread them around. Deserts are good places because the sun will dry it up and not many people look there. Lakes/oceans are good places too but make sure that the pieces wont float back up. Burning the body can be good too, just make sure that you dont leave any teeth, police can check dental records. PS- this is a joke, don't actually do this.

"have you seen this incredible guide on how to kill someone?"

by boltforge May 16, 2016

kill it with fire

Destroy it with extreme prejudice.

-Hey, I heard that Stephen King is making a horror movie with Jim Carrey and Whoopie Goldberg.
-KILL IT WITH FIRE!

by Toptomcat May 19, 2006

crowd kill

Verb

1) When at a hardcore/metalcore show someone hardcore dances along the the boarder of the mosh pit with the intent of hitting the crowd. Crowd killers apparently believe that it is not hardcore to not participate in dancing when at hardcore shows. Ironically crowd killer toughness is questionable (it would be socially unnacceptable for a member of the crowd who hasn't been hardcore dancing to begin throwing kicks, punches, ect. in defense when approached by crowd killers) as they frequently hit unsuspecting crowd members who (if aware of the strike) in the context of one on one (in some cases) could stand their ground and drop that sucka. Crowd killers (as they can be called?) often target who they plan to hit and typically go after "emo kids" and/or "scene kids".

2) When a pseudo tough-guy with an ego complex punches a member of the crowd in the face (often as a sucka-punch)because it makes him feel like a man.

Billy: During the breakdown that jock hit that unsuspecting hardcore kid so hard I could hear the pop over the intensely loud chugga chuggas.
Suzie: Sweet crowd kill?
Billy: Yah. Johnny weightlifter wasn't fucking around.

by James John Smith December 10, 2008

Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH

Koichis stand telling koichi that it’s time to kill a thot

Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH

by Hisbshshwuwu January 2, 2020

i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

by NekoKat May 28, 2021

Killary

The Butcher of Bengahzi

Killary left those men to die in Bengahzi

by Wolfe44mag August 24, 2016