Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.

" Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. " Is a typical tumblr down syndrome poem.

Tumblr down syndrome "edgy" whore: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.
Guy 1: stfu and die *kills the bitch*

by Australium Gold June 10, 2016

I'm gonna kill myself

An alternative expression for "I'm tired" or "There's a little discomfort", usually used by millennials & Gen Zs.

"I'm so tired, I'm gonna kill myself"
"Oh my god I am going to kill myself"

by shouldijumpoffthebuildingyes September 8, 2021

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

by Beam beam coming home June 18, 2023

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

i want to kill myself

A common phrase used among teenagers to express a minor inconvenience.

teen1 "The train is late"

teen2 "I want to kill myself"

by bigPP69420 April 17, 2019

I'm going to kill myself

Expression

Something that especially a suicidal person would say to underline that they have gone through a lot and are not able to mentally or physically keep up with the current situation anymore.

My life is nothing but endless suffer, I think I'm going to kill myself

by by the Reaper July 23, 2018

im gonna kill myself

something u say when something embarrassing happens

oh shit he saw me jerking off, im gonna kill myself

by eunicrn March 23, 2022