Killswitchness

When you find yourself stuck in a situation where you have absolutely no idea what is going on or possibly even where you are. Usually because of lack of attention paid to the subject at hand.

Luke: Wait, why is Donald Trump building a wall?
Augie: Because Mexicans smell bad
Luke: Oh, sorry for my Killswitchness

by Dixie Sticks October 31, 2017

killswitch

The process of stopping all motions completely the instant before you blow it while you are with a girl or with your hand. (Warning, This May Sting A Lot)

I realized that i didnt have kleenex so i did what any guy would do, i hit the killswitch.

by heybuddy May 31, 2004

killswitch engage

An overrated metal band from New England. Mostly about sadness and "my time has come" and all that lovey dovey bullshit. Lyrics actually could be considered emo. They do have some catchy riffs but all their songs are the same. I really do not see why people think they are the best metal band ever. For awesome kick your face in rape your asshole metal see Shadows Fall or 3 inches of blood. It baffles me that badass metal bands tour their asses off such as Trivium, Opeth and Beyond the Embrace and are ten times better than this band and never make it big. Oh and all you turds saying this band is the best pull your head out of your ass and listen to some Lamb of God and Fear Factory.

Killswitch Engage is mediocre at best.

by ayhaefgasdf April 8, 2006

Killswitch Engage

A group of guys who yell into each other's assholes and get paid to do it.

Person A: What's your favorite band?

Person B: Killswitch Engage!!!!:)

Person A: R u fucking kidding me? Those asshole yellers can't play music for their lives.

by hetoaei8 December 8, 2010

Killswitch Engage

A metalcore band that is actually different then others, The band contains 5 members

Justin Foley: Drummer

Joel Stroetzel: Rythm guitarist

Mike D'Antonio: Bassist

Adam Dutkiewicz: Lead Guitarist

Jesse Leach: Vocalist

Unlike other Metalcore bands. Killswitch Engage's song isn't filled with breakdowns and instead has a nice riff. Sure there's gonna have breakdowns but not enough. Also it's known for the former vocalist Howard Jones which is the best vocalist in the genre due to his powerful operatic vocals.

KSE fan: *listens to KSE*
Dumbass: what are you listening

KSE fan: Killswitch Engage a metalcore band
Dumbass: EW METALCORE, NOT THAT EMO SHIT YOU FUCKING SCENE FAG
KSE fan: Oh really
Dumbass: what
KSE fan: LETS MOSH
Dumbass: NO
Entire KSE fanbase: *meshes each other*
Dumbass: *crushed and dies*

by Alex aka Aquatic F0xy August 6, 2021

Killswitch Engage

Fuckin brilliant metal band with aggressive vocals, heavily distorted guitar riffs and pinch harmonics. They're my favourite melodic metalcore band.

Killswitch Engage rules and that cannot be argued against.

by UltimateDoge March 8, 2023