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kiddie kicker

Someone you meet online in a game (Quake 3, for example) with a name spelt with capitals at random intervals, numbers, multiple colours if possible and an inprobably tough-sounding name. However, what truely makes a kiddie kicker is his real persona - an eleven year old boy from Minneapolis who's trying to avoid doing his homework and focuses his attention on whopping your ass.
"FeaR mE, fOr i aM bOw31 bu5T3r!"

"MARTIN! Have you finished your maths homework yet?"

"Not yet, mom."
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
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Kiddie Dope

Prescription drugs.

Named so because of their use by kids when found in their parent's medicine cabinet.
Kiddie Dope consists mostly of the following prescription drugs however the term "kiddie dope" is an umbrella term for perscription drugs. These are just the most abused.

Opiates (Vicodin, Norco, Percocet), Benzodiazepines (Xanax, Valium, Clonazepam, Lorazepam), Stimulants (Adderall, Ritalin, Nicotine)
by CompliantMalice May 14, 2011
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Kiddie Fiddler

He who enjoys practicing his fiddling technique upon unsuspecting members of the younger generation (with no pubic growth).
Oi get out of my child's trousers, you dirty Kiddie Fiddler
by Gary Glitter May 29, 2003
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who-am-i-kidding condom

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.
Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking
by NotYetFamous February 25, 2008
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no kidding

Sentence mostly used to show surprise. However, it can also be used to show impatience.
Surprise:
John: Guess what! I'll get a Xbox 360 tomorrow!
Joey: No kidding! You'll invite me over to play, won't you?

Impatience:
John: Guess what! I'll get a Xbox 360 tomorrow!
Joey: No kidding... You already told me that like 1000 times.
by JamesT-Z May 23, 2008
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just kidding unless

When you say something as a joke and say just kidding but lowkey mean it
"What if we kissed rn?" Lol just kidding unless" -guy/girl that probably likes you
by Senpaiempty January 28, 2020
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Just kidding!

Used by someone as a way to soften a direct insult by saying it was just a joke, although the person doing the insulting still means the insult after the Just kidding! has been said.
Reggie: "Bob, you're such an asshole!"
Bob: "What?"
Reggie: "Just kidding!"
Bob: "Oh, ok."

Bob now doesn't feel he's been insulted, because he was told that it was a joke, but Reggie still means what he said.
by narhi September 20, 2005
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