The most amazing girl you have ever met. She is independent, quite, and can be awkward but is an angel and can make ur day better with one conversation. She gonna give me $20.
by tu madre es muy bonita June 17, 2018
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Get the kalene mug.This term is commonly used for transactions of kale salads. The first ever recorded kale dealer is the manager of Telemechos Village Hotel in Dassia, Greece.
- "Hey man I could really use a Kale Salad right now..."
- "Yooo, Telemachos is a kalender! He can totally hook you up with that!"
- "Yooo, Telemachos is a kalender! He can totally hook you up with that!"
by KingofDefinitions June 11, 2019
Get the Kalender mug.Kalena is an amazing wonderful human being. She is gorgeous and always has a bitch face on, but is honestly the nicest person you'll meet. She gives up herself way too easily, and falls in love wayyyy to fast. She believes all men are a waste of time. But, when she says she's done she's done. She's always hated on by the uglist bitches, but she remains unbotheres. Boys ain't shit to her and she doesn't let them have any contol over her emotions or mindset. All around Kalena is the baddest bitch you'll ever meet, SEXYYYYY ASFFFF, and she probably got a fat ass. BUT WHATEVER YOU DO. DON'T. PLAY. WITH. HER. FEELINGS.
BOY: "Ayee Kalena, wanna hang out after the game?"
Kalena: *rolls eyes*
BOY: "Come on babygirl don't be like that"
Kalena: *rolls eyes again and walks away, leaving the nigga hanging*
BOY: "It's cool ma, you'll be mine eventrully"
Kalena: *rolls eyes*
BOY: "Come on babygirl don't be like that"
Kalena: *rolls eyes again and walks away, leaving the nigga hanging*
BOY: "It's cool ma, you'll be mine eventrully"
by BADBITCHHHHHHHHH August 9, 2017
Get the Kalena mug.Smokes and sniffs only the best ket fresh from Glasto. Can often be spotted in art or in Magaluf with the lads doing a cheeky line before he flies back to mold a clay statue on some more ket
Student "I wonder where our teacher is?"
Student 2 "Ahh Matthew Killen he's probs in either Magaluf or Kavos with the lads he'll be back soon"
Student 2 "Ahh Matthew Killen he's probs in either Magaluf or Kavos with the lads he'll be back soon"
by Agatha Webb February 25, 2019
Get the Matthew Killen mug.Where to begin! Kalen will be the girl that only certain guys like but if your one of those guys then you are head over boots in love! She's got eyes like no other and her humor is just the best! She's shyish and quite but has a lot to say. She's got that smile like no other but she is hard to get!
by That one country boy October 22, 2013
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