The weirdest, most awkward person you'll have the displeasure in meeting. Has little to no social cues with a pervy side that is written all over his face. Doesn't ever listen and will make up things to cover their ass when times get hard. Will be found living in his parent's basement with little to do in life. Don't be a Kelman or meet one.
by Carmen59 March 15, 2022
Get the kelman mug.Formerly kekma.ga (a domain hack for kek maga), kekma.net is a shock site that, upon entrance, automatically sets the webpage to fullscreen (with a confirmation message popping up when a victim wants to exit), and depicts an NSFL video of a man shoving a screw into his penis, surrounded by a GIF of a dog being skinned alive that flashes between negative and non-negative mode, an earrape version of a sound that's called "the world's loudest orgasm" plays in the background, the cursor image is also changed when a victim unfortunately happens to visit this website, for the love of GOD, don't visit kekma.net, and if there's a post on a social media platform that tells you to come to kekma.net, do NOT click it!
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Person clicks kekma.net link
Person: WHAT THE HELL DID I SEE!? I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES!!!!!
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Person clicks kekma.net link
Person: WHAT THE HELL DID I SEE!? I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES!!!!!
(gif depiction of kekma.net victim after seeing the website)
by SloveneInSerbia May 25, 2021
Get the kekma.net mug.The name given to a chosen few, the manliest and calmest of men all about. This figure should be looked up on as the 3rd highest being next to Jehovah and Jesus. He flirts like it's nothing, and should only be recognized as one thing another "Deity". This man could get any girl because of the words just flow out of his mouth so smooth and casual. He is often hated because he steals other men girlfriends, but that is just a normal day for Kemar.
by Janea2 January 17, 2010
Get the Kemar mug.He is the best person to come into your life. He comes off timid at first, but when you get to know him a little more he opens up to you. He is very funny and jokes around way too much but in the end he’ll make you laugh when you’re having the worst day. Once he shows love for you, that love is forever and will continue to love you. He is sweet and caring. He’ll rarely get mad but when he does it isn’t the end of the world. Simply talk it out with him and everything should work out. If you ever meet a Keimar, you are very lucky and should treasure their heart. Their soul is pure and should be protected at all costs.
Keimar is sweet
by maazikeen January 13, 2020
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( also amani made this they want credits )
( also amani made this they want credits )
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by _kenmaswaifu October 30, 2020
Get the kenma-ism mug.DON’T go to this website if you’re epileptic or easily disturbed. It shows a gory flashing GIF of a dog being skinned and a video of a guy shoving a screw up his dick, all while the “worlds loudest orgasm” meme audio plays. It’s mainly used as a bait-and-switch shock website.
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