Matt: Yo one T, any thoughts about my email this morning?
Mat: Yep, your mum is a slug.
Mat: *slug
Mat: slug
Mat: GAWD! I mean slag. Total keyboard stuttering.
Mat: But seriously, both work.
Mat: Yep, your mum is a slug.
Mat: *slug
Mat: slug
Mat: GAWD! I mean slag. Total keyboard stuttering.
Mat: But seriously, both work.
by WhiteLando October 21, 2013
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Person 1: "aiewhfiuenaijdoijfioa"
Person 2: "interesting"
Person 3: "i get how u feel"
Person 4: "wtf is that"
Persons 1,2, and 3: "its keyboard smash"
Person 2: "interesting"
Person 3: "i get how u feel"
Person 4: "wtf is that"
Persons 1,2, and 3: "its keyboard smash"
by FunChipin February 11, 2022
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When you get a new keyboard and for the first few days you can't seem to type anything because you aren't used to the setup of the keys.
by madaman333 February 8, 2015
Get the new keyboard syndrome mug.-the act of becoming so frustrated taht all you can do is pound down on the keyboard and send nonsense
- slamming down on the keyboard in a reply to something that you have no idea what to say
- slamming down on the keyboard in a reply to something that you have no idea what to say
(Text) "hey, how tall is the empire state building?"
(response) "saekjsdfdfvlsajvha;dknba" (keyboard Slam)
(response) "saekjsdfdfvlsajvha;dknba" (keyboard Slam)
by MetrorteM April 14, 2010
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Person 1: JMGFjdthdyfjdjrydyurduyrsyursuydusyydjs$ydjsyri4yrjjfhcjdfyhkfdfhdhdfkhfdkryjddtd&6&(&(&(&
Person 2: what keyboard spam nonsense are you typing
Person 2: what keyboard spam nonsense are you typing
by theDead_Torch March 2, 2022
Get the Keyboard Spam mug.The keyboard spaz is not to be questioned. It just is. Much like the repeating "asdf," it's an all-purpose expression. To question it is to defeat its very purpose. The purpose being a special form of non-verbal communication. It can convey feelings of any kind.
The "asdfkasjdf;lakjsdfkjasdf" is a means of expressing one's self in ways that words cannot; especially over the internet in which words and exclamation points only hold so much meaning. As it is written in chapter three of Ecclesiastes that "there is a time for everything," there is also a time for the keyboard spaz.
In short, the meaning of the keyboard spaz is specific to its use/context, but its true meaning is far more profound. It is a communication between sender and receiver in which the receiver effortlessly intuits the intended meaning. This sacred form of communication runs deep in the intuitive connection between two like-minded people.
The "asdfkasjdf;lakjsdfkjasdf" is a means of expressing one's self in ways that words cannot; especially over the internet in which words and exclamation points only hold so much meaning. As it is written in chapter three of Ecclesiastes that "there is a time for everything," there is also a time for the keyboard spaz.
In short, the meaning of the keyboard spaz is specific to its use/context, but its true meaning is far more profound. It is a communication between sender and receiver in which the receiver effortlessly intuits the intended meaning. This sacred form of communication runs deep in the intuitive connection between two like-minded people.
Friend: "OMG. Did you hear that Mr. Johnson had sex with a Freshman?"
You: ";alksjfdlakjsdf;ljaksdljkadsf!!!"
Friend: "Right?! 'Holy shit' were my thoughts exactly!"
This, is the sacred Keyboard Spaz.
You: ";alksjfdlakjsdf;ljaksdljkadsf!!!"
Friend: "Right?! 'Holy shit' were my thoughts exactly!"
This, is the sacred Keyboard Spaz.
by Keyboard Spazzer April 21, 2011
Get the Keyboard Spaz mug.Keyboard Slamming is the action of rapidly typing random keys normally in all uppercase and can be usually found in TikTok comments.
"PLEASEEE BAHAHJHUWHFULIUDWUIG"
"OMFG ULIHWUHAHUHDUH"
"LMFAOOOO LWUHUGSHQUSHUWGFWIDWJD"
"Oml can you guys stop Keyboard Slamming and just say, lol, lmao or some shit like that."
"OMFG ULIHWUHAHUHDUH"
"LMFAOOOO LWUHUGSHQUSHUWGFWIDWJD"
"Oml can you guys stop Keyboard Slamming and just say, lol, lmao or some shit like that."
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