kevin

A derogetory name for a mentally handicapped person, most likely a male. Someone who is acting unintelligent and somone who is not normally liked by many.
"Quite being such a Kevin"
"You're acting like a Kevin right now"
by crazy4u01 April 22, 2010
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kevin: to be fingerprinted by the police and admit to future criminal inclinations..whilst a normal well adjusted person would decline..kevin asks to be fingerprinted!!
kevin is a total moron,the lowest of the low...the thickest of the thick..
by kevoloser January 10, 2010
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Kevin. Someone who is a friend but is two-faced. He acts like he is cool with you, then turns to the pot head smoking next door neighbors and smokes with them. Afterwards they'd get together and mess with your mothers vehicle, pouring all different kinds of vile things all over. Just because she yelled at them for being pigs. Kevin - A piece of turd.
Kevin - The guy who is bald and looks like Mr. Clean. Kevin - A racist asshole. Kevin- Someone who cleans up after others, and buys things for them.
1) Hey look is that Kevin! <Looks to dog crap on the floor>
2) GET OUT OF HERE YOU P.O.S!! KEVIN
3) Hey look it's Mr. Clean he's come to take out Jordans trash!
by unitedwestand February 16, 2007
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that kevin is pretty ninja....MEEP!
by pigeonkenzi September 23, 2008
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Kevin; a nick-name for a homosapien who has a gorilla lodged in their ass. Often red-headed, and fat, Kevin's will randomly lash out at people when they get rejected by their wife the night before.
I was playing with my laser pointer, and the biggest ugliest "Kevin" came up and grabbed it from me! What a dick!
by Jordan M. A. February 18, 2006
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the biggest dumbass/dick you'll ever meet. he talks shit about everyone but acts completely different around adults.

if you see kevin do yourself a favor and slap him or sack him, up to you.
I saw kevin today, he was being an ass so I gave him a nice kick in the balls.
by ali2006 March 19, 2020
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MAN WITH A REALLY small!!! dICK. that sucks sac. and jacks off to men
omggggg that kid kevin has a small dickkk :D mhmmmmmm
by chris brownnn October 09, 2010
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