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mississippi soup kettle

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When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off
I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle
by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020
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Shotos Kettle Day

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Shotos kettle day is the day for weebs to send any shoto account a picture of a kettle to scare them for are own entertainment
“Hey Bella, what is shotos kettle day?”
“Oh it’s a day for weebs they copy a picture of a kettle and send them to shoto accounts apparently it’s really funny to see there reaction!”
by Secretly Bakugou February 25, 2021
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Show me the Kettle

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An term often used to refer to something saught after.
Jim McBurger Vagina: Aww look new badass nike trainers
Cillian Fitzpatrick: Show me the Kettle
by juffmongoose February 14, 2012
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Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
by Theshattalker April 13, 2017
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Shaking the kettle

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A dangerous thing to indulge in and not knowing the outcome of it
Mindys talking to this boy who is a mystery man who doesn’t express himself so she’s “shaking the kettle” not knowing if she’ll be burned or not .
by Luciouslyrics15 April 25, 2020
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Kittle Skittle

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Secret sexual fantasies which you have about people around you that if anyone knew, you'd most likely go to hell
"Wow Arthur! Did you just have a Kittle Skittle about me? SEE YOU IN CHURCH!"
by Yermy Battled Warter December 20, 2016
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Kettles

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Kettleman City, California. The junction of Interstate 5 and State Route 41. In-N-Out Burger is the most notable landmark.
Gordo: Make sure you get at the homey in Kettles! We got some Moon Stuff and Water comin' through! Can't let that load get popped!

Twisted: Don't worry about Kettles, Carnal. Chacho is on it. Just drop that shit at the In-N-Out!
by ZXY&ABC July 28, 2019
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