Kerouaction

The answer to the question, "What would Jack Kerouac do?"

When the stress of my job became too much, I evaluated the Kerouactions available to me and decided to hitchhike cross country.

by Kerouac fan November 9, 2010

ketone

An organic functional group with a carbonyl in the middle and other groups on the 2 other sides (usually represented as R and R')

The most common ketone is acetone, which is used in fingernail polishes.

by chemguide August 5, 2019

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by sǝɔᴉʌǝp ɹᴉǝɥʇ dᴉlɟ sǝssɐqɯnp October 10, 2021

keto crotch

A term that is defined as the maloderous aroma eminating from the groin of an individual who participates in the keto diet.

Damn, somebody better tell Jenna to eat a cookie or something. That bitch has keto crotch hard.

by Fallsohard March 1, 2019

Ketul

A bright individual with much talent.
Naturally cute , can be hot, and always ends up rich.

A charming person that works hard chasing what he dreams.

Awww, he is so cool, such a ketul.

by nameloaded June 20, 2011

ketup

a word much like ketchup but its not i like this word it is useful in many situations the people around you think you said ketchup but when they say "what?! ketchup?!" you say can "no".ketup is also a typing error and can distoroy worlds!!!!

"ketup"
"what?! ketchup?!"
"no"

lol

by Mr Blarg March 4, 2011

Ketotic Shit

Ketotic Shit, a unique form of humanoid defication. It is characterized by a sudden, unprovoked, sometimes surprising urge for immediate fecal release. Usually caused by lower carb diets, the dump itself can be quick onset, usually containing smaller fecal matter surrounded by a more oily like liquid all likely the result of burning fat exiting down throough the bunghole. Each Ketotic Shit with its distinct aromatic flavor should provide the shitter with abundant dieting satisfaction and confidence in continued weight loss.

Shit yourself with joy to smaller clothes and fewer pounds!!

Hey babe, I can tell that I just had my first Ketotic Shit! My low carb/calorie diet has kicked right in with these oily looking fat burning shit smells coming up at me! I’m so stoked!!! Can’t wait to shit again !!!

by The Shitster! August 14, 2018