A 36-year-old man who has inexplicably remained biologically identical to a ten-year-old boy for a quarter of a century, Ash Ketchum is notable for embarking on a seemingly eternal quest to become a Pokemon Master alongside his on-off girlfriend (as any fan will tell you), a yellow electrically-charged (and extremely marketable) mutant and an excessively horny older teenager who never opens his eyes for fear of revealing the depths of hell lurking inside them. As even Ash has admitted that the concept of a Pokemon Master is basically vague nonsense, he's essentially doomed himself to wandering rough around the forest for the rest of his life.
"In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except for death, taxes, the continuation of the Simpsons and Ash Ketchum never becoming a Pokemon Master" - Benjamin Franklin
"What dost thou mean, thou idiot, cheating death is far more certain that Ash Ketchum achieving anything like that!" - typically-forgotten response by John Adams
"What dost thou mean, thou idiot, cheating death is far more certain that Ash Ketchum achieving anything like that!" - typically-forgotten response by John Adams
by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023
Get the Ash Ketchummug. by Weeaboo professor September 22, 2016
Get the Ash Ketchummug. The remainings of your semen
by Glory Boy 305 September 11, 2021
Get the Semen Ketchummug. A smart, loving, and selfless person. He would give the world to the one person he loves. He’s a big goofball and will make stupid jokes to make anyone laugh.
“Hey Ketchum!”
by Miley What’s Good June 18, 2020
Get the Ketchummug. When you have sex with 8 different people all of different races (the gyms) and then you have sex with the biggest bop you know (the champion)
by Thechampion_1 August 17, 2025
Get the Ash ketchummingmug. by Rand Al'thor. September 19, 2022
Get the Ash Ketchummug. When you have sex with 8 different people all of different races (the gyms) and then you have sex with the biggest bop you know (the champion)
by Thechampion_1 August 8, 2025
Get the Ash ketchumingmug.