An extremely fat and stupid bitch who loves to eat lots of Chewy Bars whilst her students fail her German tests due to her inability to teach German. Her weaknesses include: falling over, hand sanitizer in her water bottle, cupcakes, and people who speak German fluently.
This fat sea cow enjoys sending her children out of the classroom when they answer her questions.
AKA Frau Cow, Frau Bitchten, Snorlax, Frau Fat ass(es).
This fat sea cow enjoys sending her children out of the classroom when they answer her questions.
AKA Frau Cow, Frau Bitchten, Snorlax, Frau Fat ass(es).
Example 1:
Frau Kersten: "Joe, what is the answer?"
Joe: "I don't know"
Frau Kersten: "GET OUT!!!!!!!"
Example 2:
Frau Kersten: "Which one of you put hand sanitizer in my water??!!"
Example 3:
Frau Kersten was going to eat me, but then I handed her a water bottle with German writing on it filled with hand sanitizer and then she exploded.
Frau Kersten: "Joe, what is the answer?"
Joe: "I don't know"
Frau Kersten: "GET OUT!!!!!!!"
Example 2:
Frau Kersten: "Which one of you put hand sanitizer in my water??!!"
Example 3:
Frau Kersten was going to eat me, but then I handed her a water bottle with German writing on it filled with hand sanitizer and then she exploded.
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Someone who is impossible to feed at a restaurant. Loves fruit, goes to Chinese buffet and is mad that there is Chinese. Orders chicken wings at Irish restaurants. Best known for his abnormally small penis. Known is simply darnes. Joined the military for the military discount. Still a cool dude
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Some bitch: who is that??
Some other bitch: thats the new girl Kerstin Halldin Lööw! om she´s turning me gay
Wille: *ljud med bakre halsen* hold my Miranda
Some other bitch: thats the new girl Kerstin Halldin Lööw! om she´s turning me gay
Wille: *ljud med bakre halsen* hold my Miranda
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