KerGoated

Cracked and goated in the same word, means you are extremely good or bad at something.

Nick helmetag KerGoated his hammy in gym today. I am KerGoated in fortnite.

by Beast5W October 23, 2019

Kerfomasla

The urge to type gibberish.
Impulsive typing disorder

My friend, Jami, has kerfomasla, and always spams the group chat with her nonsence.

by Korvanna May 4, 2020

Kegdog

KEGDOG is a fat fucking dog with legs like a stool and usually rolls around the block with its semi automatic lookin for other kegdogs

Kegdog will fucking run you over . Damnn you see tha kegdog rolling

by Uncle keggers October 2, 2020

Kendom

The supreme society that sits above all others. Is as the name suggests ruled by our beautiful leader Ken (Ryan Gosling). Also those horses were pretty rad and Ken's pickup truck was pretty sick too. ALL HAIL KEN!! ALL HAIL KEN!! ALL HAIL KEN!!

POV: Your in the Kendom

Me: Hey broski want to come drink some brewski beers in Ken's mojo dojo casa house.

Random girl: How did you get into my bedroom.

by KendomResident#2 July 22, 2023

Kendo Geeyo

The proper "street" pronunciation of NBA player Kendall Gill as pronounced by "Dee Dee" on the hilariously unfunny show "My Brother and Me" run on Nickolodeon in the early 90's.

Look Alfi!!!! Its Kendo Geeyo!!!

Then Kendall Gill appears in his size 18 shoes, baby blue matching windbreaker and high top fade.

by KendallGill give cookies 2 MTV April 11, 2010

kendo

japanese fencing. The objective of this sport is to hit the opponent with your sword/sinai (duh). Valid targets are head, hands, waist or torso, and neck. equipments used in kendo: helmet, body armor, gauntlets/gloves, hakama.

shoute iku shoute whena you a swingu! leta youra kiai rerease!

..err ...rawr.. /..\

no nota shoute likea girr. shoute likea RRRAAAAAAAWWRRR!!!

oO "paralyzed"

by ikubaru May 15, 2005

KerDRUNK

KerDRUNK, is a tailored drinking game version of the game Kerplunk, where each fallen ball corresponds to drinking challenges such as Finish your drink, select someone to drink or rules such as Green Man Rule or No Swearing! KerDRUNK may also be played the following morning as CUREplunk, in which Alcoholic Beverages are switched with remedies such as Energy Drinks, Painkillers and Orange Juice.

Saturday Night:
James: Let's play KerDRUNK at the house party tonight.
Deane: Yeah, that will get the craic started!
Sunday Morning:
Deane: Did you see how blocked Dave was last night?
James: He got the Golden Ball 3 times!
Dave: I need a game of CUREplunk before we head to the bar for glory pints.

by jdacronyms March 14, 2011