Kensington shrimp

cheese curls; cheese puffs that have that "shrimp-like" curl to them

Ma: Why the fuck is the remote control all orange and greasy!?!?

Me: Don't look at me, Ma! Ray was the one eating the Kensington shrimp earlier.

by killadelphi October 20, 2008

Kensington yoga

When a junkie is on the train or bus or sitting or standing anywhere in general and are so high off the shits they never fall when they are dipping out from the high putting them in a deep concentration of Kensington yoga

Yo bro look at that junk box doing Kensington yoga on the mail box those fuckers never fall

by The boy who knows all June 29, 2016

running like a Kenyan on speed

Golfing term. When you've totally topped the ball, but it squirts along the ground and goes a bloody mile because of how hard you hit it, your ball is 'running like a Kenyan on speed'.

This derives from the fact that Kenya has a long history of some of the best long distance runners in the world, and the effect that the drug speed has on people.

"You jammy sod, that ball's running like a Kenyan on speed!"

by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

Kenyon

Kenyon is a positive guy that has a high since in humor. He’s an outgoing guy. He loves to hang with his friends 24/7. He thinks about a lot of things that could include his friends. He has issues but he is trying to sort it out the best ways he can. Kenyon could have a huge impact on your life good and bad. He might like a lot of things that you are interested in. Kenyon also looks amazing and try’s to looks his best. Don’t test him because he will never forget nor forgive what you did. And he doesn’t judge people at all

Guy 1: Kenyon laughs at almost everything
Guy 2: yeah because he has a good since in humor, all you have to to is say something and he’ll start laughing

by Hamster box January 27, 2019

Kenyana

A hot milf that may be small, but should not be overlooked. She is amazing. She is smart, dedicated, and values honesty highly. This girl is upfront when confronted and could be described as blunt on occasion. She has been very blessed financially, but sometimes forgets. Find yourself a kenyana!

Person: “Fisk thinks Kenyana is a hot milf”
Person2: “Who doesn’t though?”
Person: “Good point”

by Iskfay October 11, 2018

Kenzington

Kenzingtons are sweet, amazing, and outgoing girls! They are great friends, and will always be there for you. If you ever need anything they will help you! They may not be the brightest at times, but they always figure things out...eventually. If you ever find a kenzington keep her cause you may not ever find another!!

Kenzington is my best friend
Kenzington is the best

by Bella Cole February 10, 2019

Kensington Aldridge Academy

A school located in West-London- commonly known as the school in the shadow of Grenfell tower. The headteacher is David Benson, a lovely gap-toothed chap. :). This school is definitely not full of roadmen and skets.

Person 1: I go Kensington Aldridge Academy.
Person 2: In that case, inabit.

by Sartorius Jacob. October 30, 2019