One die hard MF Nicki Fan. Dont tolerate shit from nobody and will tell you when where and how to get the fuck off. Far from scary and is the up most Ken Doll if you ask any motha fucka he knows. Mostly vicious and defensive when need be.
Kelvin: WTF, wrong with your hair
Girl: what you mean
Kelvin: bitch you look ratchet asfck, I dont know who told you that shit was cute..
Girl: ....
Others: *Talkin to Kelvin*
Kelvin: Naw that bitch hair fucked up and got her nerve to talk about Nicki, naw Im pissed off right now !
I fuckin love Nicki Minaj she a badd bitch, Ima marry her one day fuck the people that think different.
Girl: what you mean
Kelvin: bitch you look ratchet asfck, I dont know who told you that shit was cute..
Girl: ....
Others: *Talkin to Kelvin*
Kelvin: Naw that bitch hair fucked up and got her nerve to talk about Nicki, naw Im pissed off right now !
I fuckin love Nicki Minaj she a badd bitch, Ima marry her one day fuck the people that think different.
by DefineMeByKNA October 10, 2011
Get the Kelvinmug. person 1: Dude do you know Kelvin?
person 2: Oh yeah that weird guy with the hair.
person 1: Yeah he called me a bitch yesterday!
person 2: Oh yeah that weird guy with the hair.
person 1: Yeah he called me a bitch yesterday!
by stalker:P November 22, 2011
Get the Kelvinmug. a pathetic noob/creature that will listen to anything that you say. However when the Kelvin gets its mind set on you no matter how many times you beat the shit out of him/ it, it will continue to kiss your ass and blink like a faggot. Not very good at insulting or demeaning others. Known to pick fights with those who are stronger/smarter than it (meaning everyone). Has no genetailia or means of reproduction.
person: Kelvin go away
Kelvin: THATS NOT WHAT YOUR MAMMA SAID LAST NIGHT WHEN I BANGHUR I BANGHUR!!!!!!!!!!
person: Okay.... go fuck a pole
Kelvin: SURE WUTEVER U SAY (BLINK-BLINK-BLINK) >.<
Kelvin: THATS NOT WHAT YOUR MAMMA SAID LAST NIGHT WHEN I BANGHUR I BANGHUR!!!!!!!!!!
person: Okay.... go fuck a pole
Kelvin: SURE WUTEVER U SAY (BLINK-BLINK-BLINK) >.<
by Shit faced Cock master September 7, 2007
Get the Kelvinmug. by Anonymous40666 July 31, 2018
Get the Kelvinmug. He’s known to be the brain of the team. Also known as John wick Kelvin has a lot and skills and good to be around. He’s a jokester to. Who wouldn’t want to be around Kelvin.
by Owner of Langley Park November 23, 2021
Get the Kelvinmug. Kelvin is the most sexiest human on earth. He gets hella bitches an will take yours in a second. Don’t mess with kelvin because he has a bad temper
by Kkkkjjjjjjj October 12, 2021
Get the Kelvinmug. Kelvin is a little person with a big nose. He is usually obsessed with roblox and weird youtubers like AliA. He has ligma
KELVIN IS A TOE>
by erj/yil May 22, 2019
Get the Kelvinmug.