Kelvin

Kelvin is the most sexiest human on earth. He gets hella bitches an will take yours in a second. Don’t mess with kelvin because he has a bad temper

Damn girl you see kelvin

“Yessss! He is sooo sexy I just wanna marry him”

by Kkkkjjjjjjj October 12, 2021

kelvin

studly man trapped in fat guys body, warm and kind hearted but still gets dumped on by everyone

kelvinater

by kelvinater February 1, 2010

Kelvin

Kelvin is a little person with a big nose. He is usually obsessed with roblox and weird youtubers like AliA. He has ligma

KELVIN IS A TOE>

by erj/yil May 22, 2019

Kelvin

A friend you like to facetime and read this sh!t with. A classmate that keeps to himself a lot, but has lots of friends. You laugh together, you REEEEE together, you play ROBLOX together, but most of all... He’s the best asian person you’ll ever meet (except me 😜) He’s kinda an meanie pants sometimes :/

Brian A: WOAH! LOOK ITS KELVIN!
Pedro: Bro stfu idc
Brian A: *cries*
Pedro: yo chill
Natalie: Wtf went on here?
Pedro: Brian is crying cuz i said idc
Brian A: *big snot comes out of nose*
Me: EWWW
Kelvin: *giggles*

by Smol Potato Lover 😚 🥔 February 18, 2019

Kelvin

A giant Asian guy with a huge ballsack and likes to dip it into people's mouths. Has a gigantic ego and is also a thot and loves to roll around in pig shit. His real Asian name usually starts with "X". Very beautiful face with a giant dick. He is uncircumcised and has masturbated once in the shower. He thought about his girlfriend Millie (who has been to jail) while doing it and made a huge load

Guy 1: OMG that is Kelvin! I wish he would bone me!
Guy 2: He did bone me and left a huge load in me!

by succcccccc October 8, 2018

KELVIN

Basically just better than a Juan in everything.

Kelvin A substitute for amazing

by Zoro123 November 23, 2021

Kelvin

a bitch ass hoe that you should never let into your life..but if you do, make sure you burn with with sass @ 400K :-)

that kelvin is a piece of shit, byeeee boi

by yousue August 23, 2018