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keister

1. what you need to get up off of...

2. bulbous enclosure of fat located at the back of the bus, can be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.
get off your damn keister and get in the game
by ob1 March 30, 2004
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kissters

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are both blond.Total kissters.
by sirjustice February 8, 2012
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keister

(also keester, keyster, kiester, or kister)

1. the buttocks

2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods

3. a rear pants pocket

4. a safe
He got shot in the keister.
by Light Joker August 12, 2005
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Keinsterion

Keinsterion is a One of a Kind Person Because He has many hidden talents that was only shown to some people, he may not be confident yet but he is capable of doing anything he wants in order to achieve his goals and has the potential to keep moving forward and never give up no matter how hard it is to achieve.
Keinsterion is Cool
by & sell August 16, 2021
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Keister Punch

v.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009
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kissterrupted

When someone speaking is interrupted by an unexpected kiss from another.
He was in the middle of explaining why he was standing in her door when she kissterrupted him... it was so romantic!
by Gryffen March 5, 2011
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Keister Egg Hunt

On Easter Sunday the priest makes sure to check every alter boy for hidden eggs in their rectal cavitity.
On Easter Sunday, Father O'Brien did a "keister egg hunt" and searched every ass in the church for hidden eggs!
by StiffPeter1015 May 19, 2018
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