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Oh kinell! You cheeky fucker!
by Richard November 6, 2003
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Burnt Kernel

When a guy shits in a girls hand and then she jacks him off with his own shit for lube
Hey kip sorry about the bed sheets and the smell i couldnt find the lube so jill had to give me a burnt kernel
by Sharpoon September 28, 2009
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The New Nintendo Kennel Club

The New Nintendo Kennel Club is a strange and misleading webforum created and kept running by little girls trapped in 14-19 year old bodies. They used to talk about dogs and puppies, and even pixel pets to keep their amusement at par, now they use n00b language and really medicore jokes to talk about basically anything that takes place in this universe. One day DoggieLicker404 has a slice of pizza, and she feels the need to tell somebody. So, she posts a topic saying "Pizza", and then writes a description about what her pizza looks like, and tastes like, followed by 2000 replies with other users favorite pizza toppings. This could also work with "What's your favorite breed of PUPPY?"

They have an Off-Topic board that consists of basically anything the users have in mind on a daily basis. You name it: Rants, Journals, random sputterings, and even inside jokes.

There are some alright people who attend this web forum, but in the last couple of years their alright-ness has faded, and only few have made it out alive.

You know, I cannot even find the goodness in my heart to suggest you go and take a peek at this terrible place, I don't even care if you're Asian. Don't go. You'll get some sort of interweb aids and die from lack of intelligence.

All in all, it's absolutely a waste of everybodys time and I shun everybody who still wastes their time there.

Have fun getting a career.

Amen.
NNKCER 1: "GUIZ I JUST GAWT BOTOX LOLZ WANNA C"
NNKCER 2: "NO WAI MANG DATS REELEE GROSS LOLZ GO GET SUM HELP -cutswristsoverherpuppydying-"

NNKCER 3: "OMG YER SO FCKIN DUMB U SHULD GET SUM HELP U DUMBY"

NNKCER 2: "LEEV ME ALONE I GAWT PROBLEMS CUZ MY UNCLE HAS DISLEXIA"
NNKCER 1: "ZOMG MY BOTOX JUST WORE OFF U SUN OF A BEETCH IMMA KILL U WIT MY PUPPIE POWERS"
NNKCER 4: "IM A WIZARD HARRY"

admin: welcome to The New Nintendo Kennel Club!
guy 1: hi, this is my husky, his name is phil
guy 2: FUCK HUSKIES YOU'RE IMMATURE
by PORNBOT May 12, 2010
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Harvey Keitel

Badass Actor. Mean Streets. Taxi Driver. Pulp Fiction. Reservoir Dogs. and a whole crapload of other good movies. Yeah, I would do him.
Everyone:Watch her. She's like Pavlov's Dog....HARVEY KEITEL!
Me: Drooooooooooool.
by Aleah September 5, 2005
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close to the kernel

Adjective. The term is used to indicate that someone or something has a nerd or geek-like quality. It is also used by geeks to describe other, more hard-core geeks. It's connotation may be positive or negative depending on tone.

The term comes from the software industry, where kernel programming is among the most technically involved. From an informal standpoint, the more connected people are with kernel software, the higher the chances are of them being geek-like.
John is always talking about role-playing games on his computer - he's close to the kernel.
by Juan Carlos Jimenez July 23, 2007
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Kernel

A variation of the military title "colonel", basically meaning an individual, ex-military or civilian with too much ego with little or no experience to match, elevated to a position that screws everything (and everybody) up. Notoriously bad for business and customers. The term is especially used in the aviation industry.
The flight with hundreds of passengers was cancelled because the Kernel couldn't comprehend the piece of plastic trim on the window of row 22 didn't affect safety of flight issues and could, indeed continue.
by ponderpoint June 14, 2011
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Kinell

Slang for "F*cking hell"

Say it fast and it sounds like it
...Kinell you spack...
by cohen1337 October 5, 2007
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