running like a Kenyan on speed

Golfing term. When you've totally topped the ball, but it squirts along the ground and goes a bloody mile because of how hard you hit it, your ball is 'running like a Kenyan on speed'.

This derives from the fact that Kenya has a long history of some of the best long distance runners in the world, and the effect that the drug speed has on people.

"You jammy sod, that ball's running like a Kenyan on speed!"

by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

kehana

A beautiful girl who worships God, loves her family and friends, boys are always crushing on her, and she loves to help others.

Wow isn't she a kehana

by Chocolate444 January 25, 2017

Kenyana

A hot milf that may be small, but should not be overlooked. She is amazing. She is smart, dedicated, and values honesty highly. This girl is upfront when confronted and could be described as blunt on occasion. She has been very blessed financially, but sometimes forgets. Find yourself a kenyana!

Person: “Fisk thinks Kenyana is a hot milf”
Person2: “Who doesn’t though?”
Person: “Good point”

by Iskfay October 11, 2018

Alpha Kenyan

A person who runs very fast and or jumps high. This phrase often pertains to African Americans in that they stereotypically are fast, agile and athletic people.

Holy shit man did you see how fast Jahmal was running? Yeah dude he's like an Alpha Kenyan!

by AfFlIcTeD StAtE January 27, 2010

keyanah

Keyanah is a really nice and funny girl she loves to tell jokes and she a cool person to be around she’s loyal and Loves animals she can be kind sometimes and loves chocolate she independent and doesn’t need someone to look after her

Keyanah is kind and independent

by Your friendly local trash can July 24, 2018

Kehaan

Kehaan is a gay type of guy, usually you will find him on world of tanks playing his T29 and on Minecraft , ignoring his boyfriend

Man, have you heard how gay Kehaan is

Yeah , he thinks his T29 is so good

by Deadman7755 June 22, 2018

Kenyan African Males Safari

A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.

Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021