keeper of the seven keys

two albums from power metal band helloween

probably the best power metal albums ever

Your the keeper of the seven keys...who locked up the seven seas

by Junglemanchild April 13, 2005

keeper'd

On FIFA 11 Pro Clubs mode, when a human-controlled goalkeeper is beaten by an easy shot or by a skill move.

*Goalkeeper concedes a goal after he dives for a fake shot*

Opposition: KEEPER'D!
Goalkeeper: Shut up, I know!

by bettercallraul July 15, 2011

Keeper Of The Awesome

The 2nd in command of the world order. Right behind the 'Keeper Of The Universe...and stuff.'

The current 'Keeper Of The Awesome' is a guy from Australia commonly known as 'Jason Oberbichler', 'That Totally Awesome Dude Over There' and simply 'Jay'.

'Oh no-- My balance of awesome is like, totally unbalanced.'
'I'll call the 'Keeper Of The Awesome!'

by Jacob Pantich September 12, 2005

Keeper lit

Keeping it real, Grinding it out, Making sure that the fire will not go out, accelerating at speeds up to and over 100 mph.

Dont be a wee mon and fade keeper lit !

by Handz Sproggen March 18, 2003

keeper awayer

Exactly the opposite of a drug dealer.
A keeper awayer will prevent people to think of you as a drug addict and keep drug dealers in a safe distance.
They will never, ever be the one that sells you drugs. Ever.

I'm your new agent, body guard, unauthorized biographer and drug-dealer... keeper awayer.

by Namadolan July 8, 2019

Keeper of the Flame

Commonly referred to as the "fag hag," a "Keeper of the Flame" is a heterosexual female who likes to surround herself with the company of one or more gay men.

Jenny watched all the seasons of Queer as Folk with Adam last night. She's such a keeper of the flame.

by wafflecrisp90 July 26, 2009

Keeper in AO

Hi, I play Keeper in an online game, called Anarchy Online. I can't kill anyone, because I watch porn while pvping. And if i finally loose i blame the AO servers for the lag, not my filesharing program downloading the newest hustler releases.

OMG, did you see I am a keeper in AO? I did not even have time to jerk off over that five minute Paris Hilton clip. my defenses were down already and those 5 people killed me. We need more tanking abilities!!

by Righteous2 March 26, 2009