When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

In the act of Keeping it Real, the outcome is unexpected and usually has a negative affect on the individual who decided to keep it real. (See Keeping it Real)

After losing his Job, Frank wrote a paper on, "When keeping it real goes wrong."

by SouthParkChef August 18, 2008

Keeping the 70's alive

Someone that has a lot of pubic hair.
Whether a man or woman.
They are keeping the 70's alive.

"Alex is keeping the 70's alive."

by Ryan Lalonde May 12, 2008

when keeping it real goes wrong

Chappelle show skit that satirizes a situation where a person decides to act on impulse or acts uninhibited by social mores or norms (i.e. "keeping it real") which usually leads to adverse and often times unexpected results.

When keeping it real goes wrong in a board meeting at your corporate job when someone mimics, coopts, or imitates your culture in a condescending way and seeks your affirmation in doing so. (i.e. "Give me some skin, dawg"). Also referred to as "actin' your color"

by JNice007 March 2, 2009

Aimee Keeling

A sexy girl with big tits and a sexy booty that boys dicks that are dying to be shoved into her.

My d*ck is dying to be shoved up Aimee Keelings booty

by Cobie Hodgekiss January 27, 2019

keming

(n.) The result of improper kerning.

(to kern is to adjust space between characters in typeset text).

The typographer who worked on that film just pulled a keming by not having equal spacing between each letter in each word in the opening credits.

by AvsC February 21, 2008

keeping the dog in the bathtub

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy with your cock while simultaneaously sticking your balls in her arse, known as "keeping the dog in the bathtub" because it is as hard to pull of successfully as keeping your dog in the the bathtub while washing it.

See also plum fuck

"Hey Jeff, I was keeping the dog in the bathtub all last night with that ho, my balls still smell"

by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006

Keeping it a Buck

Keeping it a buck means to keep it real, but with the small things in life

"Hey bro, can you tell me which link to go to?"
"Man, I'm keeping it a buck, I just clicked around until I got somewhere"

by CoffeeVC January 27, 2021