Keanu

Completely Shit At something

Hey dude you're such a complete Keanu at league

by Berniemac21 January 22, 2017

Keanu

A big black jungle bunny who smells like ass typically. Usually seen with own gravitational pool.

Stanky Big lips negra Keanu

by someonewithoutanarizona January 4, 2013

Keanu

dickhead

Guy1: That guy is such a Keanu.

Guy2: yeah I can sense the dickhead energy from heat.

by YahYeetFam69 April 29, 2019

Keanu

1. Pretty as Fuck
2.Cool Style
3.Romantic
4.Every Girl wants him
5.Funny
6. Knows how to lick a Pussy

You're so cool Keanu

by I-am-cool January 2, 2017

Keanu

A Keanu Marcus is a vocalist for a shitty band called Kill the Blonde.

Keanu sucks Ryan’s dick to record music.
Is Keanu the vocalist of that shit band KTB?
Wow did I just see Keanu?! That’s sad.

by Kill the Blonde Vocalist September 15, 2020

Keanu

Keanu is an amazing person he is loving and kind I was friends with him and trust me hold on to them Keanu’s can be mean if you make them mean but once you start to love him you will fall so hard he is the best and he prob;y will have an amazing sex life cause he is so very handsome

Girl 1 :Keanu is my best friend

Girl 2 : Bitch he is my bestfriend back tf off

by Your best friend yuliza November 3, 2020

keanu

a guy who refuses to come out the closet and chokes on vienna sausages. loves to get glizzy juice on the floor.

damnit keanu we all know youre gay

by glizzygobbler22 November 12, 2020