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cancer kazoo

An electrolarynx, akin to a megaphone or Mr. Microphone, only it is held to a blowhole in the throat after the larynx has been removed due to diseases like Cancer. The resulting "voice" is very buzzy, throaty, and monotone - but it's all you got at that point. What's sadder is that a lot of the people in this situation smoked a truckload of cigarettes along the way, and they usually look somewhat "weathered", "leathery", or "rugged" to add a visual scare with the auditory one.
Ned from South Park wears a cancer kazoo on his left wrist.

I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.
by Popehat2 December 9, 2007
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Kazuichi Soda

Kazuichi is a mega simp for Miss Sonia and is secretly gay for Gundham and Fuyu as well but dont tell anyone 😳
Ayo whos that character?
Oh thats Sonia Nevermind
She’s kinda hot..
Youre just like Kazuichi Soda
by Kazoo itchy irl January 25, 2021
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Kazuha

kazuha is the most scrumptious, most ethereal, most exquisite, elegant, majestic being to ever exist. i swear to god. that man could run me over and i would be the one apologising.
- ‘hey you know that rlly fit guy??’
- ‘oh yeah kazuha. yeah i know him’
by kazuhas REAL gf :/ April 30, 2022
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kazotsky

A squat dance with your arms in and you kick done by Ukrainians and Russians
i can do the kazotsky.
by German dude July 31, 2018
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Kazuichi Souda

The most amazing and hottest character featured the the game danganronpa.

He’s a cool guy and a giant simp, But he tries his best.
Person 1: “Hey look at that guy over there! He’s super cool.”
Person 2: “That’s because he’s Kazuichi Souda!”
by Tomato Tim October 23, 2020
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banjo kazooie

the greatest game created for any system ever made i dont care what you say its better tha halo, COD megaman mario agmes ANYTHING
by lord woo woo fak fak October 16, 2008
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kaedehara kazuha

a very hot seggsy short mf from genshin impact (WHO I LOST THE 50/50 TO DILUC UGHHHH) but those inches went somewhere else (i bet he has an 8 inch) anyways he can rail me until i forget my own name and i cant walk he can call me his slut id give him head all day and id do a n y t h i n g for him istg he s so fucking fine i cant i desperately want his sticky yummy cum inside me RAWRARWR BARKBARK GRRRRR ILL BE UR SEGGS SLAVE SIR

anyways i dont understand how someone hates kazuha U CANT HATE HIM. THATS ILLEGAL.

also we need more dom kazuha content thank you
some random stupid hoe: i hate kaedehara kazuha
me: what the fuck go to jail
by tartagliassmellyfeet6969 January 3, 2022
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