Kazookeylele

A musical instrument created by one of youtubes partners, crouts0. It is a blue ukulele with a small piano built on the side of it. It also features a flute on the top of the ukulele. It requires good multi- tasking skills to play this instrument because it is basically 3 instruments in one. This instrument is not a real instrument as it is an invention so you won't be able to walk into a music store and find one.

Guy 1: yo negro did you see that video on youtube last night
Guy 2: ye ye I did the one with the Ukulele
Guy 1: No, that was a kazookeylele dumb nigga.
Guy 2: shit holmz i didnt know.

by grayan55 February 28, 2009

kazoo

a person who is flat and talks a lot

dylan: camryn is a fucking kazoo
payton: yea she’s rlly annoying

by payton ;) February 16, 2019

Kazooie

Best. Heroine. EVER.

She's a red-crested Breegull (Not a real type of bird) and hangs out with Redneck DX aka Banjo The Bear.

Kazooie can save my ass anyday.

by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003

kazooted

Extremely intoxicated on drugs, especially stimulants or weed.

Hey Joe-den, I'm fuckin' kazooted!

by Mike Buckley November 27, 2002

Fruity Kazoo

Cheese melted or baked onto toasted bread and topped with oregano.

Tim's mom quickly prepared a fruity kazoo for him before his baseball game.

by Uncle Joo June 4, 2010

Douche-Kazoo

A vaping device, when used in inappropriate surroundings.

I generally don't mind if people vape, but really? This is a congressional hearing. Put the Douche-Kazoo away, dumbass.

by themacbear September 20, 2016

Deep kazoo

Where an individual removes their teeth and forcefully humms in another individuals butthole.

That girl is being an idiot. She deserves a deep kazoo

by Eyemacracka June 28, 2016