Dirty karsten

When you eat seafood and the throw up while eating out someone’s pussy

Random dude: Dude I just gave my mom the dirty karsten last night

Other dude: wtf is wrong with u

by Sheeeessshhhmaaammmma September 16, 2021

Kirsten

Kirsten is a sweet,loving, and kind girl. She will always take 2 chances. She knows how to get a guy to like her. She seems very shy sometimes, but when you get to know her, she is a very talkative and loud girl. She hates when people call her "Kerstin". Normally she looks happy, but there is always something wrong that she is trying to hide. She will do anything to make anyone's day better. She is the type that is girly but not to girly. She does sports, and people often say she is athletic. She is an amazing and beautiful girl. You won't find anyone like a Kirsten.

"omg look at Kirsten, she is so beautiful."

by Bigpapi67 November 21, 2016

Kirsten

Kirsten is very shy at first but is really outgoing when you meet them. She is very artistic and will have lots of inside jokes with you. She will always keep secrets. She is always there even when it’s tough. Sometimes she can be moody, but she always pulls through. She is very beautiful and attracts the fittest guys.

I want to be friends with Kirsten, she is so beautiful and sweet.

by Oomalwe May 6, 2018

Kyrsten

Kyrsten is a girl who is very intelligent and knows how to talk to people. She has a lot of talent in the language department. She also loves to be with the one she loves most She is always super easy to talk to and has a great imagination. When she talks, it sounds like a masterpiece is being written.

She is also a very good actor. Sometimes this is bad because she can cover up many emotions she might have. But this is also a great tool of hers. She can really show other people how she feels in different ways. This Kyrsten is so unique and gifted that everyone loves her. She has so many friends and is nice to every single one of them. And when she really loves something, she always is patient and goes out to get it, no matter what gets in her way.

"Hey, do you remember who that girl who told that story last night?"
"Ya! She was such a great speaker! I think her name was Kyrsten."

by Hamneggs1234 November 2, 2012

Kersten

The most beautiful person in the world. She has cute little glasses and thin lips;)
Every time she looks at you, you will just melt inside. If she loves you, she really means it. She will never let you forget it. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see. When you look into them, time itself will stop. Sometimes, she says she’s ok and puts a smile on her face, but she won’t really mean it. Always look after a Kersten. Never leave her. Always be there for her. If you have ever left a Kersten, you are a frickin moron. It was the biggest mistake of your entire life and you will regret it till the day you die. If you are about to leave a Kersten, don’t. She will be hurt and never forget you and you will break her. So never leave. If you say you love her, you need to mean it. If not you’re a motherfucking cuntard. Don’t say you love her unless you mean it. Ever. A Kersten is the most beautiful short person on the planet. With her beautiful curly hair, you can’t help but fall in love. Your heart will melt every time you look into her beautiful eyes. Never take a Kersten for granted. Love her, forever. I know I will.

Iwishsuebehs! That’s a weird goddamn kersten

by YA BOIII2468 April 1, 2019

Kirsten

Kirstens tend to be kept to themselves, but usually are very social. They tend to take an interest into alternative music. They are slow to anger. Their humor tends to be dark humor and sarcastic humor. They are overall a great person and love the spotlight. They love the attention that they recieve. They always have big, bright eyes and nice curves. They love animals and would go out of their way to help anyone in need. They also typically have depression or some sort of anxiety disorder, but that's okay. Despite their flaws, anyone would want to switch bodies with a Kirsten! They are such great people!

Did you see the curves on that chick? She has to be a Kirsten!

Kirsten fits my sense of humor just right.

by Penis Penis Yeah yeah woohoo October 24, 2017

kearsten

A very funny, outgoing, smart, pretty, crazy, and at moments a "blond" per say. She loves everything about life and lives it to the fullest, she also loves to argue and knows how to get her way. Loves and lives for God. She's a great friend when you need her, and if you're not nice to her, then she won't be mean to you, she'll just smile and blow it off. She's so pretty and sweet. And Kearsten is someone who is so involved in her friends and family and would do anything for them. She's so beautiful too. If she's having a bad day, you'll know it, she will get snappy and mean but she's easy to forgive.
Name Meanings:
*The anointed
*Follower of Christ

My Name is Kearsten.
Kearsten is Awesome.
My sisters name is Kearsten.

by LovingLife2005 September 6, 2014