dick karma

When you have been putting in your time and getting terrible dick but after all of your sacrifice you end up getting the best dick you’ve ever had. Or vice versa: you’ve had so much good dick lately that you know it’s your turn to have not the greatest dick.

“OKAY GIRL, don’t worry about his small peen. You’re just building up your dick karma” “woof you’re on a roll, be careful of the dick karma”

by Melissawithallthegooddickkarma July 10, 2018

my karma ran over your dogma

1. When the little buddha folk take over the government.
2.My car ran over your dog (said when you can't confess fully)

1.
<BuddhistPriest> I am a sorry a sir!! My karma ran over your dogma!!!
<BushHead> Oh dear God NO!!!

2.
<HindyMindy> Wear is meh dawg?? lolz.
<JungFuck> My karma ran over your dogma. LOL!!
<HindyMindy> ... OMG! WTF>?!?!?

by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

Front Door Karma

Karma received before you’ve done the action to get what you had coming.

Somebody stole my wallet right before I was on my way to steal a car, typical case of front door karma.

by Mclovin0417 February 21, 2019

Google Docs Karma

When Google steals your intelectual work over their services because they plan to pay you in next life.

- Probably in next life I will be a human again because I have helped so many people through Google Docs Karma.
- There is no such a thing, you die you re gone

by FckYouTaylor July 12, 2020

Dirty Karma

When you get fucked in the ass really hard and your partner pulls out and cums on your pinky toe

We did the Dirty Karma yesterday night.

by GlassIceCube February 1, 2022

Double-Chin Karma

This is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. Eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his ass and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can't disguise anymore. He will be a victim of "double-chin karma."

"Damn, Evan's gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. He took her for granted and now he's got double-chin karma coming his way."

by ablizzy87 December 30, 2011

kara danvers

A cute nerdy girl who wears glasses and a ponytail in attempt to disguise herself from being revealed as Supergirl. She's also a bad liar and once told Lena Luthor (her future wife) she flew to her office on a bus.

"I'm not flying around and saving people in this thing" ~Kara Danvers 2k16

by GaboGabby April 18, 2018