Karissa

An ugly bitch who will never get a guy to like her.

“Dude did you see Karissa today? She looks so fucking ugly”

by Karissa Vasquez June 1, 2020

Karissa

A tall, lanky species;
brown in hair and blue in eyes.
sexy..
yeah.
intellectual.
best friends&soul mates = life

"Karissa's so tall, lanky, brown haired, blue eyed, sexy, and intellectual! Look how many best friends and soul mates she has, what a great life!"

by Karissa January 24, 2005

Karissa

A girl that's dumb and confusing

That karissa, she's kinda a mess.

by Aarbud August 22, 2011

Karissa

A girl that’s been through a lot she has brown medium hair and hazel eyes she loves blacks she is also short and she is emo/depressed she is a good friend and you can trust her she thinks she is ugly even tho she is kinda cute. She is sometimes taken and if she is dating someone it would most likely be a guy that starts with “j” she is shy sometimes. If you ever meet her don’t lose her

Girl 1: karissa is a hoe

Girl 2: ya she should kill her self

Karissa: slaps girl 1 and sits back in her corner

by Idkbeanhumanthing April 10, 2019

Karissa

Is a gorgeous, short mexican emo girl. She loves to party, smoke, and Drink, she's got a boyfriend so dont even try it. she could kick your ass even though she's model-skinny.

R:Damn, did you see Karissa beat up that chick?
W:Yeah, she really shouldn't have tried to talk to her boyfriend.

by HelenaLynn August 14, 2009

Karissa

a very super cool person that loves derek!!! teehee and someone who loves taco bell so much and is always in a good or bad mood (does that make sence?) i think not

why me of course

by Karissa May 18, 2004

Karissa

Karissa is a bad bitch who gets all the guys. She doesn't let people push her around and will start a fight if she wants to. Her big melons and big pooper is what gets the guys attention. But she doesn't go for just the basic hoes she goes for the guys with big slongs and big ass.

Oh wow, that Karissa has a big pooper.
Karissa always talks about how she likes that big slong.

by Karissa's bitch:) December 22, 2020